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Company Shareholders

 
Mr Chips (100 shares)
1) The Emerald Eye of Tenochtitlan
2) My super cool mega-awesome(tm) custom-made Led Zeppelin II cd with lots of songs that aren't by Led Zeppelin (shhhh...)
3) More wasted CDRs than you can "shake a stick at"
4) My DVD of "Born in East L.A." starring Cheech Marin
5) Dozens of boxes of saline solution for contact lenses
6) Hundreds of those free AOL CDs that they give out at the mall
7) A really cool clothes pin (once I get it off of my lip)
8) Dead Batteries
9) My broken joy stick
and finally,
10) HUGS FOR EVERYONE!

freeedr (1,365,000 shares) - A box of Q-tips, a bottle of whiskey, and a Poppin Fresh figurine.

lady sasami (1001 shares) - My little brother.  No one really needs him anyways...

Bud (all shares) - I'll give my first born. Three fish, and my entire wet T-shirt collection.

Mr. Bob (56 Shares) - Meat on a stick and some stale popcorn.

Susan Weber (10000 Shares) - Four slightly used tissues, an old piece of bread, and the bodies of three dead mimes

Maggie (1 share) - Hot sex? 

Guido (45 shares) - My entire toenail clipping collection.

Shmiley (666 shares) - I'll bake you cookies for two weeks.

Maggie (236 shares) - A dazzling smile.

Mark Spykerman - $ALL The money from my pin-up posters

Leigh - $65

Raven McRaven - $604,728

Carnut - $999,999,999,999,999,999.99 (we get the point, nazi)

Ralph - $243,384,200,312,001,243,445.56

Fezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - $

Billy Bob - $69420

funkywun (flaggs cute little sister) - $90,000.00

FLAGG - $0 ($10 ass pennies)

janeabeth - $three fitty

Hok! - $5 cents

JRV - $109288567210.50

akkmed kaddev - $infinity

Allan - $1641

Jim Morrison - $1X66.00

Alex - $.32

SpunkyMunky - $70000


 

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