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"Have you ever wondered why smaller turtles are generally faster than larger ones? I mean, their legs are shorter and they can't sustain as much physical punishment, yet they can beat the larger turtles almost every time. I guess it's just nature's way of telling us, "If you can read this, you're spending too much time on the internet," but it just doesn't seem right. Perhaps I should introduce this topic in a more suitable place, but it's not like anybody would actually buy shares of Snackwurst. Oh wait... whoops." "There are places in North America where the territories of the lynx and the bobcat intersect. As one would expect, there is competition between the two species, and sometimes there is some fighting. The lynx almost ALWAYS loses, even though lynxes are generally larger than bobcats. Lynxes also have larger paws and more stamina. Yet the bobcat wins... only because bobcats have a bad personality. Who would have thought that a bad personality could be such an advantage?" |