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They are predjudiced against the blind! They Are Scary they get in the way in the streets They don't move unless you give them money they look rediculous They make my hemroids flare everytime I hear the shuffling of their stupid hands as they "pretend" to eat lots of pie.  Are they calling me fat? yep two words: macara men Because they are such idiots Mimes are Kool you suck They haunt me with their pleading and crying just before I execute them.(only in my dreams, though) they are ugly and they smell bad They're all attractively challenged. WTF is a mime You can't burn the box they are trying to get out of. The don't talk at all scary as hell Any other creature on the face of the earth can be made into many useful things, and contribute to the future of the planet. Not mimes, oh no. They're too good for the rest of us, or so they believe. Mimes raped my father as a child. mimes suck farts out of dead pigeons asses They are gay. I mean, males wearing makeup and tight pants? They spend their time pulling ropes Because they are cooler than normal people, and we are jealous - so we try to get back at them by making hate pages. they expect our money for their crappy and often pointless performances. They wear those little berets and have Roses they look like assholes with black and white faces and imaginary pet dogs huh? Cause they smell like fish and eat mayonaise They smell like raw sewage. Even the males wear makeup. your an arsehole?? They are homeless people who dont talk They look like burglars they stole my cat They hide their evil behind painted smiles There is no damn rope, why must they climb it? They always look like they need to cry but dont They suck If you knock one down, they gang up on you. The bastards are stoopid, n B+W, n.. did i say stoopid? they like anal fun Well, they are fun to hunt..... I like neden.  :) They just plain Suck. Marcel Marceau used to eat babies and little puppies.  He also ate kittens.  I don't even want to THINK about what happened to that poor little hamster of his. They are too cheerful for some who can't talk and is stuck in a box They're wanna be clowns that didn't make the cut. Mimes cause intestinal discomfort My sister is a mime they wear makeup They are sad,skinny,retarded freaks.If World War 3 started they colud be used as missiles.Does anyone actually know a mime?THAT CAN'T BE THEIR FULL TIME JOB CAN IT! They talk with their hands like italians Mimes are responsible for every war throughout history. How about a reason to hate people who hate pettie things like this? Because there dumb-period. They whistle at me all the time  Because people do not know in truth what mime is (for lack of a better word). The French did not start it. Human beings did I am a clown and its the law to hate them Because backwards it spells Semim, and that doesnt make a whole lot of sense. Their behavior causes nausea vomiting! They spawned the whole idea of clowns - who are just badly dressed mimes. Frogz stink ils sont laids They have nothing intersting to say french mimes they are secretly plotting to take over the world they are really prison escapees, what do you think the black and white-striped outfit is for?!?!? Mimes really smell bad. They make people far, far too horny. Cheese factor 10, Capt'n Most people dont want to talk the time to listen , let alone watch! They insult our intelligence by acting like they can't get out of that friggin box. It's natural--all three of my kids hate them, must be something in the water. . . Cause they never make it to top of the rope they are totaly cool!!youre just jealous because you dont have mad skill like them!! Because they're so friggin' scary! during world war 1 they Killed my granparents with dual butter knifes and toothpicks They follow you around and try to make you look like an idiot They Scare little children. You guy's got the whole idear from blood did'nt you.come on admit it! They kill people I was bitten as a child The stripes hurt my eyes They like to DO things to little sheep. When you try to get away from them, they keep bothering you They make clowns seem less evil they never do the football in the groin act! They reek of France, and trust me that place reeks they look like gay clowns. Zey eet all zee croissants! they could probably breakdance if they really tried Mimes are demons, sent forth to lower the collective cultural standard and sap our joy of life. Doc Savage. poop Because they suck at it. They look like scary clowns! They plan to take over the world.  With those boxes.  They will put you in them when you sleep and you will die.  Then they will have mime babies and they will rule the world also.  Then the aliens will think we were all mimes too.  GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU MIMES!!! THEY SMELL  they are followers not leaders They're SCARY They smell like rotting rat ravioli. They were bored They follow you around until you give them one of your hard earned bucks. The name Marcel. Richard Simmons looks like a mime. They're so freakin scary!!! Because when you see them with that gully-me grin on their faces once they've "dropped the apple", you wanna smack their snowy assfaces. they just suck. They're sad, pathetic failers. there anonoying! They scare the hell out of me. The first mime poetry readings back in '29 threw the world into the depression. Why shouldn't you hate mimes? Because it is soooooo easy. they eat small children. They arent cool! Hitler was a Mime. Those damn stripes make them look fat! Stripes are the Devil. they're a bunch of loosers. Mimes rule. You guys are a bunch of internet wankers!! Their rope never ends. They are terrible conversationalists. they cause poverty. I´m afraid about mimes ´cause I have a mental disorder (and I love it). why 10 reaso things you say dumb thingsto cops? they wish to bite you, without a sound. I think all mimes should have thier arms cut off. That would ruin their tricks and what not wouldnt it? That sure would give us something to laugh about eh? MUAHAHA!! It's damned hard to tell if they are telling the truth. When they give you the finger they really give you the finger. They always get the hottest mime chicks. mimes uses specail make up made from babies, even though under the face piant they are just as pale. mimes are the secrete force behind the break-down of the northen ireland peace tereaty, they laugh at the pain of others. Mimes are delusoinal schitzoids who suffreer from violat mood swings, as do ventrilquists who use dummys. All current mimes and clown are ex-nazis who are ussing the excuse to were make up to 'fit-in'. I was once held in room against my will by a mime artist for ten hours, he mimed that he hasd a gun and that he was willing to use it. only afytetr his a rest was it revaeled that in actual fact he did not own an invisible weapon, but rather he was just pretending, oh what a fool i felt. They aren't allowed to be fat! Because fear leads to anger, and anger leads to hate. They readily enlisted during the Vietnam War. They keep me awake at night. My name is Akkmed Kaddev. A mime killed my father. Prepare to die. Because they walk in the wind, and it never blows them away!!! They stole my moms act... The, I'm trapped in a box and can't get out. I'm a Beautiful Butterfly! They make nasty messes on my lincoln - Carnut. They are not cool. They're not suitable for Llamas. The makeup is just to cover up their bad acne. Hey, you gotta hate something! They are so fun to drive over. They don't speak up in make-up. They're all thugs. They beat the bejesus out of Gor's grandma. Because they make me VERY cranky when I think about Finland. (Yes, I know they are not from Finland) They remind me of a half and half cookie. They never tell us where the damn rope goes. People studying drama often have to do a mime unit and it is INCREDIBLY boring. They're planning world domination. They Mess up the tires on my Nissan.
 
 

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