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Hello! Here we are on our debut of the I Hate Mimes Club. I have been drinking zinfendel for a few hours now contemplating exactly why I have created this web site, and I think I have convinced myself that my cause is just. Mimes suck. If that ain't a good enough reason to start a club of people to rally together to trash a group of people, then I might as well just sit back & watch Baretta reruns. 

I remember as a child thinking how nice it would be to become a mime. I would stand in front of a mirror, in full makeup stolen from my mother's dresser, posing & pretending to be stuck under a pile of logs that a magical lumberjack had just cut down & thrown upon me. One day, my mother walked in & spanked me for doing this. I have never forgotten her contempt, and now I understand why she did this. Mimes are a dipstick - TWO drops shy of being bone dry. 

I hope that these personal stories convince you that I am right & you are wrong, or at least get you to join our club & send me some money.

Sincerely, 
Elvis Shortliver
President
 
 
 

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