Not yet, but we should have some beat rods & hoods by the end of the summer.

Cakey

Mimes just produce this terrible odor out of their anal region. It puts sickness into my belly and the rage begins. I wish mines did not exist ever in all of history.

kenneth
Bi_Polar@insanity.net
I have a conspiracy theory about mimes. I believe that the reason they bother people until they recieve money is because the Mimes have a secret stronghold in france where they store the money until they have enough to buy all the world's real-estate so they can enslave us and make us build invisable mansions for them.

Melissa
Mellecita@aol.com
I wrote a story about mimes...they were bad

alf
abzingle@hotmail.com
This is great, an organisation who hates mimes. The real problem is we're all sitting on our asses while the mimes run the world! The fact is that Mimes are dangerous and they own us, ALL of us!  CONSPIRACY :) GET ACTIVE!  MIME THE MIMES! FREEDOM! hehehe, I'm a wanker, this is some funny shit.

Amanda Roerden
Jewel_1984@hotmail.com
I am so happy to find others like myself who share this deep-rooted hostility twards mimes. They must be done away with. One day we will rise up, my brothers and sisters, and destroy them!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsay Buttery
box_head@dingoblue.net.au
I have hated the bastards, big-time, from the moment I first saw one. Great to find like-minded folk. Woody Allen had the right idea in 'Scenes from a Mall' when he twatted the mime in the head for annoying the shitter out-of-him ......... the least I would have done, too. Great site ........ the movement can only grow!

Mime Boy
Blackandwhite23@yahoo.com
I like mimes. They are funny.

Static
AmStatic@aol.com
My hatred for mimes runs so deeply that I cannot even tolerate the "Sports Mascot".

Just because they shun the whole "walk against the wind" and "stuck inside the box" routines, doesn't make them much different. Just look:
1) They DON'T talk
2) They use little more than props and body language to get a reaction from an audience
3) They hide their identities through either make-up or costume or mask
4) They wander looking to pick on a particular person within the crowd to perform for 
5) They ANNOY THE RAP out of you while you attemt to do something else, namely watch some event that you paid WAY too much for.
6) They should all die.

So there it is. Don't support these "Glorified Mimes for the Drunken Sports Masses".

Just say "NO" to mimes.

Drew
dcossey@hotmail.com
This is hilarious!

heather
Lilbowwowsgirl345@yahoo.com
mimes suck, if you want to talk abouthow much they suck email me!

Jake
sllub45@juno.com
I know how you feel, I hate mimes too. Next time you see a mime try giving them the finger since they can't say anything back!

Jackie
ladybug989_99@yahoo.com
mimes suck ... i think everyone who is one or thinking of being one should be looked up in their invisable box!!!!1

Dinah Thaw
gYmNaStFrOmAbOvE@hotmail.com
If u hate mimes .Then u should do something about it! DOn't just create retarded sites that have no meaning at all and don't even have to do with your cause, If u have your heart really set on being against mimes . write something worth reading about your dislike towards mimes. 

Thanxs For ur Time

Joniesha Coverdale
Lilbowwowsgirl345@yahoo.com
I really hate mimes alot.

Chris Polzin
pastrami@aol.com
We hate mimes too!

Tom Fallon
Bio_Mechanica@Hotmail.com
Okay, call me naive, I've just stumbled upon your website by chance,  but for many decades, I have HATED Mimes!

Anyway, something you probably all know, is, for a good mime-bashing game, play Blood, by Monolith software.  The main character Caleb makes his way to a fairground on one level, complete with MIMES!  If you attack said mimes,  they explode in an orgy of pain, violence, screaming, guts, and gore.Caleb also delivers an amusing wisecrack each time he destroys these pathetic insects, but I'll not tell you what they are.

Candy
lala@yahoo.com
I HATE MIMES!!! THEY SCARE THE FcensoredN HELL OUTTA ME!! I THINK WE SHOULD GATHER ALL THE MIMES IN ONE OF THOSE IMAGINARY BOX THINGYS THEY ALWAYZ MAKE... AND BLOW THEM, UP!

amydy
I myself have had an irrefutalbe discust for mimes for several years. I dont know why, neither does my psychiatrist. I always thought i was alone. I am quite happpy to find that i am in fact one of many, and that me automatic wetting of my panse at the sight of a mime of any sort ( even mutes) is actually normal.
Thank you

Josh
stairwayto_heaven@juno.com
I wanna hate mimes tooooo!!!!!1

Katex Latex
chemicalX@ihatemimes.com
I think one of the answers on the little survey thing should be "kick it!" under the "what would you do..." part. i threw grapes at a mime last week. they are gross!

mersie
mersiepoo@yahoo.com
Mimes suck, their only purpose on this earth is to annoy and torment. They must be stopped!  One way to stop them is to hit them with some heavy object (lamp, mailbox, car, etc) when you see them "performing". Clowns suck too, they are only mimes that talk. 

seewah
tigger22skh@yahoo.com
MIMES SUCK! I'd like to smash their heads into those imaginary walls they keep running into.

diemimes
mimessuck@imamime.com
mimes suck die mimes i love patrick renzi

Mike
spammeanddie@thirdstage.zzn.com
My girlfriend never told me she was a mime :(

Anonymous
blood"the best fps of its time"inspirerd the whole thing? nice site.(hahahahahahah)

Ben Smith
Why do mimes even want to get into peoples face they know their annoying i wish we could just bomb them all

Ben
Mimes were sent here for us to kick their ass all the time.  their the worst than hitler

Iggy Brady
j_carro_99@yahoo.com
Mimes....Mimes...MIMES!! Spawned in the pits of hell, these mute abominationsa walk the earth in cages of air. Next time I see one, I'll break it's jaw. That way it REALLY won't be able to talk!

jaime
emirenic@aol.com
i hate mimes so much - thank you. i hope a mime sees this and cries its stupid hellish devil tears. while stuck in a box 

Ted
ted@hotmail.com
Mimes are the anti-christ!

Robert Wood
beowulf316@juno.com
mimes suck
stupid dweebs traped in A BOX on the corner
the end

Ron
A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.

Jordan
caesar_ic@yahoo.com
If a tree falls down on a mime in a forest, and no one is around  . . .. . . .  does anyone care?

jeff
jacksonjeff55@yahoo.com
If they could talk, i bet that their voices would be REALLY annoying.

OOGIE THE MIME
OOGIE.COM
OOGIE NOT BAD. OOGIE LIKE MIMES. OOG, OOG!

Branden
bransk871@aol.com
Mimes suck a** i killed one once my dad no just kiding but i would kill one if i could get away with it. 

RedTiger
ccochran@mfi.com
Why Adolf Shatner???

Bryan Tuckman
Stargazer0987
Mimes were gloomy paint and are just so evil when they express their feelings through motions.

Maddie 
phdmono@yahoo.com
get this I have to do this way horrible mime act for drama and if I don't do it I lose a hole grade. Eeek now I'm terrified of mimes and what is even worse that I have to wear the make up and all. its so creepy because there are about thirty people in our class and they all are wearing the make up Ahhhhhhhh!

Drusilla Belladonna
m_dana@gurlmail.com
Mime Resisters Unite!  Famed French mime Marcel Marceau is having a show in Seattle this month.  ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mime me
aurabora@hotmail.com
...

P Ben
ghenevar@aol.com
Drop kick em Jesus, through the goalposts of life.  When Christ wrestles with bad art, Mimes top the list, followed by big eyed children paintings, Kathi Lee Gifford, Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman recordings, and Mickey Rourke's facelift.

Ben
spuccneb@aol.com
Your right! Mimes suck! They're even more of an idiot than me!

molly
Kilt262@earthlink.net
Yeah mimes suck.  I was at a party 4 my parish, and a mime started to attack my friend.  And p.s. Who has nothing better to do than stand in the middle of the street and pretend to do stupid things to entertain people

Seymour
seymie_d@yahoo.com
I er hate mimes. Very bad those mimes what they do to widdle innocent sheeps. Go to: http://seymie.tripod.com/mimes.html

Kelly and Sandy Anderson
kelsan@almide.demon.co.uk
Up until very recently we _really_ hated all miming and mimes.  We still hate the street variety, as well as most jugglers, clowns, magicians and unicyclists, who nearly always are charlatans pretending to give out energy, when all the time they suck it out of _you_ instead. A bit like Madonna, really.

However, we had a pleasant shock the other day.  We were watched an old French movie (made in German occupied France, during the war) called "Les Enfants du Paradis".  The actor who plays the mime-artist hero, Jean-Louis Barrault, was in real life a wonderful mime artist himself.  To see Barrault mime -- mimic in silence -- is breathtaking, and brings warm tears of recognition 
to your eyes.

Yeah, but to get back on track, basically we think mimes are real crap-heads, especially now that we _know_ what they've gone and turned the art in to.

Yeah, now we really _hate_ mimes!

mimo
silence@shutup.co.uk
(panics. gets stuck in invisible box. slips on invisible banana. Goes to invisible mime pub. gets drunk on invisible beer) Bananas.....oh s@#*! I'm supposed 2  bee @~#&*$@ quiet!

Red
Chaos_is_Red@hellraiser.co.uk
The best way to deal with a mime is to walk up to him/her/it/butt-head, calmly scream "your f@#$%^ invisible wall ain't gonna say you now you pasty faced bastard" and proceed to kick him into orbit or just knee him in the nuts!

Mike Anderson
Morpheus2098@aol.com
The only thing that makes mimes look good is that thing they had on comedy central called miming for gold. Otherwise mimes are people who hallucinate that they are hallucinating.

Justin
TrumpetMst@aol.com
Hey man...... If you got something against mimes, I think that it should be spread across the world in a totalitarian state. Become the next hitler, only go after mimes!  No one likes mimes except for the pansy ass up there.  Kick him in the nuts.....

alexia
sunshine_778@hotmail.com
I love mimes so you can all go to hell ! ! ! !

jesi
jmilton@k12.cbe.ab.ca
How can you judge all of the mimes in the world.  I happen to know one so ha.  And he isn't evil.  BUt there might be others that are.

Jon Russo
jonrusso@webspan.net
It's too bad that mimes can type.

anonymous
I really really do hate mimes. I always have hated them ever since in my early teens i saw a mime artist.... he wasn't nice, he wasn't cheery, he was bloody creepy. i think its something to do with the makeup.... you cant actually see what your dealing with, same with clowns. but clowns are more evil, mime artists are more.... well..... perverse and deranged, or maybe that's just me. i had a dream after i first saw that mime artist that the said mime artist tried to rape me at my birthday party and nobody could save me because i was trapped in his invisible room thing, i didn't like it. i swear ITS EVIL! mimes are horrific

Nick
nickrs18@hotmail.com
Mimes, I hate those "people"!  One time in Niagara Falls I sat down on a bench waiting for a bus.  A mime with a real stupid smiley face ring started doing his "act" in front of me.  My bus was running late, after 10 minutes i stopped paying attention to the mime.  My bus came and the mime held his hat out for me to pay him.  I didn't give him any change, he followed me onto the bus, i get off the bus and he follows me.  I turn around and I said "what the hell do you want?"  He held out his hat again.  Inside it said "I want my money!"  At this time he had a really angry face.  I said "I don't have any change."  He flipped me off and took my briefcase!!  I chased him down and he punched me in the face.  To this day i hate mimes.  Every time someone asks me about the smiley face scar on my right cheek I think of that mime and shoot him in my mind.  And everytime I feel that missing tooth in my mouth I feel like breaking a little mimes neck.  Now a day whenever I see a mime i take their tips and let them chase me down so i can punch them.  I just hope i meet up with smiley face mime again in my life! 

Twilight
twilight000@hotmail.com
I hate Mimes so much, they totally freak me out and annoy me. I always walk around them at a very safe distance, because you never know what they might do , those scary assholes :O) Twi

Shmiley
Instead of destroying mimes, let's...create.

Brandon
MrChiChis@aol.com
Mimes beware!

darkgumby
darkgumby@hotmail.com
i hate mimes, a mime killed my mom with a large salmon.

Elizabeth
Ea3132@AOL.com
I think mimes are VERY scarie.You know what's scarier than mimes? BEING ONE!!!!!! helerious site! :-)

dolores dewberry
doloresdewberry@hotmail.com
Does anyone remember the mime scene in the movie "Singles"?-this is the only example of a tolerable mime, because he shouted obnoxiously, and had something to say.

Mikeal Aldese
Mike@ipickmyears.com
I love mime, my dads a mime stop being mean You've made me cry I live in Bournmouth.Please don't kill me

Christy Sutton
My name Is Christy Sutton. I am nine teen years old. I think mimes are neat because they don't talk. I like how they move their body. I think they are really fun to watch. 

Beaudoin
beaudedoin@iquebec.com
Humanity is in danger.  I've seen a group of mimes the other day in a Montreal park.  What might look like a banal practice for their stupid gestures could be an undercover meeting to take over the world. Watch out citizens.

chaintzean
I almost had a nice day.  I saw a piano falling down on a mime, but sorrily enough it was another mime's piano. How serendipitous.

Merle Haggard
abelsonsucks@treehugger.com
I think the best weapon for shooting a mime is a Compound Bow with an 80 pound draw. It kills em slow, and makes one hell of an exit wound.

ME
Me@somebody.com
My ex boyfriend dates a mime now, is a mime now.  Mimes!!  It's a cult.

Zook1313@aol.com
Romours etc - If Hitler and Clinton had a baby it would become a... mime!

Doc Savage
You know when you listen to your phone mesages - and there's only silence...... that means you're being stlaked by mimes.

Andy
yeah@I'mnotinsane.id.iot
Mimes suck!! no 2 ways about it ... I mean really now .. who the hell wants to stand in the middle of a park pretending U're walking into a wall .. when there isn't even one there ... they're a bunch of crazed lunatics is what they are!!!

Bubonic Plague Rat
I thinks mimes are cool! If the world was run by mimes, there would be no war or crime, also you wouldn't have a need for telephones.If you some how track me down ........ Try not to hurt me too bad.

tim
timp187@aol.com
I hate all mimes- even though i am the best damn mime of all time

PenguinX
marko1@se.mediaone.net
MIMES!  Silet motherfuc%ers!  Let's 
get em!  (See the movie "Shakes the 
Clown" starring Bobcat Goldswath).

Jason Sullivan
4known@bellsouth.net
What is the world coming too?

The fact that any reasonable human being would strive to these ends to appear funny is beyond me.  I fail to see any humor in some undereducated moron with too much time on his hands pretending to be trapped in a box.  If the box were on fire, now that would be funny. Maybe if the mime were to throw in some medieval torture devices, or if he could learn to pretend to be drawn and quartered. I would definitely find that amusing.
 

Mammoth357
Mammoth357@aol.com
If a MIME falls in the forest, and no-one is there to hear him....does he make a sound?

Queen Scissorhands
etheraum@ucky.com
Ahh but you see, mimes are in everything, especially entertainment. They are the communication tools of Bongo the Clown and he is the true evil master mind of it all. He is collecting humans who are ants, army ants. He is plotting to take on the Clown King of the Universe with humans,for most adults have forgotton what it is to have fun and are under the money trap that Bongo has set. He is winning...forget the mimes, kill the clown with a rubber chicken.  :>

Laura Annettopholigatomanderezpareo
jkannett@attcanada.net
Mimes,.. are the DEVIL!!!! sometimes i just wanna kick them and the "box" they rode in on to flaming hell! when encountered by these invisible ladder climbing bastards i scream STOP!!!!! JUST STOP!!!!!!!!!!! But what do i get in return of my plea for sanity? a whiteass face with blackass tears on it drawing a box with a damned DOOR on it slammed in my face by this french spandex pansy, who then proceeds to crawl up a ladder of escape.  Its only natural that I then must kick the crap outta their gluteous maximuses till they make a sound. I find the best method is a swift, muscular right-legged swing into the left buttocks, kicking the asscake so hard it feels to the mime as though it might rrRIP right off!, ROARING UPWARDS!!!! accompanied by a constant screaming of PAINT A BOX AROUND THAT YOU FREAKIN TWOT!!!!!!        SAY WORDS!!!!!! SSAAAAAAAYYYYYYY WWOOOOOORRRRRDDDDSSSSSS  BBBBB**********TCH!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you. Have a mimeless happy flippy sun sun day.

Eric Bennett
eblives@povn.com
Every mime has had far too many experiences with children who are completely freaked out to the point of hysteria at the mere sight of their freakish antics, and even more grown ups shying away from their unwanted onslaught. You would expect a decent person to understand that people do not like this, and to STOP!  Instead, yet they get a cheap thrill and power rush by knowing that in their limp, wimpy way, they are actually spreading fear and this makes them feel powerful.

Mimes are the kind of people who would smile at you in your workplace and then rat on you with the boss, behind your back. They are sooo impotent that their only way to achieve any sense of strength or potency is to do their disgusting thing in tights in front of people. They are cross-dressing, wimpy, irritating, and bothersome, at least, and at most, they convey their sick and twisted powertrip of inflicting their stuff on people who don't want it, or ask for it into far more freakish delights, just as wierd, and even more secretive. Who could EVER trust a MIME? Can you tell I HATE them! and FEAR THEM! you all had better FEAR THEM! 

Kirsten
KPLT2384@aol.com
Well mimes are clowns and as far as I'm concerned all clowns are evil demons right out of the mouth of hell! They are Satan's spawn!

David Lackey
westbay@olywa.net
I think there needs to be a law passed that all Mimes must register with local law authorities when they move in to your neighborhood. That way parents can be more protective of their children.

Elaine M May
elainemay@idirect.com
I had to spend a whole three hours while at theatre school wearing a stupid "universal mime mask" and deciding whether I wanted to fight, flight or submit.  It was stupid.  I wanted to leave, but that wasn't one of my options.  I didn't want to submit. I didn't want to fly. I wanted to kick the ass of the stupid mime teacher.  I never did graduate.

Dicky
I saw a mime raiding my next door neighbor's cupboard! I tried to write down his license plate number, but his invisible car sped away too fast!

Durnhttp://members.home.net/durn/index.html
The art of Mimic'ing pales in comparism to Stickism! Long live the Stick!!!

Ishkabibblehttp://members.xoom.com/keoth/
I once was kidnapped by a mime. They dragged me away and beat me until dawn. As I lay there bleeding, the mime who was guarding me started practicing. I got up and beat him to death with a pair of rusty scissors. I took his clothes, and was able to sneek about and kill all of the mimes. I left the building at night, bleeding and bruised. No mime comes near me now, not after the other mimes found my note carved into the chest of the mime leader. Don't try to mime for me, or I'll cut out your tongue and feed it to your dying children.

Phil
Sometimes they get in the heat duct & mess everything up. And they don't scream - it is horrible... It's HORRIBLE - I said!!!

Jukka Karppinen sammymantis@hotmail.com
Mimes aren't funny! I hate their tricks. When they draw those stinking boxes, I want to puke!

Pablopablo@crapco.com
Here's my imersonation of a mime... ready ? 

Pretty good huh? No DON'T SHOOT !

ChubbsBiggyA1233@hotmail.com
I liked mimes until I saw the movie "Shakes the Clown" I hate mimes. They suck. They can just kiss my big fat ass. To hell with them.

celestertse@ucalgary.ca
miming is an excuse for the guys to wear makeup and tights.

pookie face
my mommy was a mime before i was born. she was good they said, real good. but she told me she had to stop when she was pregnant with me because the costume needed her to wear black and white horizontal stripes. she was too big to be a mime! it broke her heart. i love my mommy! why did she have to be a mime! i hate her i hate her i hate her!

Inmate no.8734645 (OzzyPedro)biggsy@mindless.com
Never get a mime to be your lookout when you're out stealing hubcaps.

simian the marmoset lil_simian@hotmail.com
Leave it to the damn French to give us the never-ending torment that is mimes. They are like a plague; festering and infectious. Damn them! Damn them all!

RachelRS070483@aol.com
Mimes are irritating. I wish they would get out of their damn boxes and out of my face. I think I had a traumatic encounter with a mime in early childhood.

flaggooflaggo0@aol.com
save the mimes..... collect the whole set............... they do make nice hood ornaments.

Blondeinhouse@gte.net
I think mimes are scarey. I once tried to date a mime but he wouldn't laugh at any of my jokes. I have considered trying to date a different mime, but then I changed my mind. Gee, I just don't get the whole mime thing. *Blonde with head tilted and both hands palm side up next to her shoulders*

John Fisk jfisk@baynet.com
Why the hell would anyone want to be a mime anyway? It is like a degradation of our being. What a waste. Nice page.