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A MIME smoking a cigar caused the Hindenberg disaster.

The Spanish Inquisition was started by a MIME.

The Beatles almost admitted to being bigger than MIMES.

Sometimes MIMES wear trenchcoats & carry swords.

Richard Nixon almost named his dog after a MIME.

Seven of the twelve apostles were MIMES.

Ru Paul blames MIMES as one of his/her biggest influences.

Mimes wear underpants.

Pig Latin was started by Mimes to fool the Nazis.

All the dance choreography for "The Brady Bunch" episodes were directed by Marcel Marceau.

Mimes love bad children.

Englebert Humperdink's father was a mime.

Mimes invented the Abacus.

Santa Claus hired mimes to pose as elves during the great strike of '52.

Four facts about mimes:
1. They wear makeup because they are ugly.
2. They don't speak because they have nothing intelligent to say.
3. They wear stupid clothes to annoy people.
4. They are lousy assembly line workers.
OzzyPedro