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Why Hate Mimes?

Here are a few reasons for you to think about:

  • They blabber incessantly out of makeup.
  • Their hands make no sense.
  • They want to stay in the box.
  • They run around in tights & dresses.
  • They can't spit blood & breathe fire.
  • They sold out to television commercials.
  • They hate poor people.
  • They look like toothpicks.
  • The damn French started the whole thing.
  • Because.

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