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A Toronto youth [18] [who's family have requested anonymity] has decided to give up words for a year, that is, to become a mime for 365 days - by choice. Yesterday he described the purpose of his vow saying  "I'm letting myself learn to listen" and when asked why he responded "cos I'm right about stuff - OK?" When questioned about the detrimental effects on his social development, academic progress and life in general "soon-to-be-silent-boy" made no comment other than a noncommittal grunt. 

Earlier that day, the young man in question had guested on Howard Sterns' vocal [and virulently anti mime] radio show. Howard, as ever a sage of truth, referred to this wanna be mime as "A BONEHEAD." 

Readers, the only major distinction between humans and their hairy, tree-living bretheren is the use of language. While we have a choice, the simians  [bless their monkey hearts] do not. 

With that in mind, I'm with Howie. 

Sincerely, Doc Savage. 
 
 

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