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Parents be warned : POKEMON is far from innocent. 
Lurking within that alarmingly cute animated horde lies a malevolent seed, poised precariously, ready to grow in a childs fertile imagination. 

Maybe your child! 

I’m referring to the apparently benevolent persona named “Mr. Mime” who exhibits many of the troubling mime-associated characteristic we, as adults, are all too familiar with. In fact, his BATTLE SKILLS are psychic manipulation [presumably to ensnare youthful minds] and creating the notorious and universally irritating “invisible - wall.” 

The young represent an impressionable group within our larger community and, as such, are vulnerable to the “charms” of this character. Like his painted, highly processed, predecessor, Ronald McDonald, Mr. Mime has been specifically crafted to engage and subvert undeveloped minds, instilling in them the thought that “miming really is OK, isn’t it?” “Maybe I’ll try it – just once.” Well kids I’ve heard it too many times before. 

I’m sorry to burst your POKEMON bubble….. 
Miming is never OK. 

However, comments like this are as useful as “Just say no” that is, no use at all. Instead I suggest that we focus on providing a stable, loving and educative environment for our offspring. Then maybe, just maybe, they’ll develop the strength of character essential to resist the silent barrage of Stealth-Mimes. 

Sincerely, Doc Savage. 
 

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