Elvis "Stinky" Shortliver, described as a major pain in the behind,
is solely responsible for creating illegal non-profit organizations &
misleading the public. Shortliver has funded these through membership dues
& a fake piggy bank. Agents say The
Bud Uglly Foundation, The I
Hate Mimes Club, & Klink's
Links are a few of his most popular scams, with memberships in the
double digits. Most recently, Shortliver has been seen at The
Funnybone which has prompted rumours about Fish's stability. The alleged
Don of "The Apple Dumpling Gang" in South Conway, Shortliver is known to
have a craving for onion soup and usually wears a ladle.
CONSIDERED ARMED AND LEGGED AND VERY VERY NAUGHTY.
The FBI is offering a $10 rebate for information leading directly
to the arrest of Elvis Shortliver.
Aliases:
Butchie
Shortliver, Jimmy Frizzbomb, Jimmy-Boy Frizzbomb, Tinker-Toy Sherman, James
Joseph Crabcakes, Ice Tongs, James SaberTooth, Cricket Cowboy Jr., Whiteface,
The Fonz
Occupation(s):The
1952 Oswald Honkers - Fan Club President, Meat Cutter, Pope Imitator.
Scars/Tattoos:
One-inch
scar on his right lip. |
