REJECTED
I have a gopher in my pants named Carlos. He likes to dance. His specialty is the waltz but occasionally I can get him to do the tango. Question is, what is the street value for my fuzzy pal (the gopher)?
Roberto
Here, Have a lump of coal!

REJECTED
I just sent a question and the button said "push me to send question." The new question is, whom did I push to send that question? Was it this Big Tad character hinted at below, or did I push Simian? If I did I'm sorry but here I go again.......
Roberto
And a lump of coal for you.

REJECTED
Is it hot bath time, Mommy?
llarson
And a lump of coal for you too.

REJECTED
If I am "here" where is the old Elvis? And what happened to Margaret Thatcher and her bum of justice and other such goodness? JASON? YOU FRAMED ME!
llarson
Have a lump of coal instead.

REJECTED
Could Carnut hook me up w/ some crack?
roberto
A lump of coal!

REJECTED
Lately I've been having nightmares about pubic elves attacking me in my sleep. Now, this would be fine if these damn pucbic elves were't canabalistic. This causes some pretty painful, sleepless nights. I mean who the hell wants little men going at it with there teeth nawing on their little friend. Krazy huh? So vhat the hell am I supposed to do? How can I get rid of the little men in my shorts at night?
monkee
NO! Lump of coal!

REJECTED
Hmmmm......update????
hambone the grate
A lump of coal!

REJECTED
Where's the beef?
Mr. Bob
A lump of coal!

REJECTED
Mmmmmm....... I ate some turkey!!! Have a happy St. Blithers Day. Dont kill a moose and you will be blessed with mouth herpies. Kill a moose and you will have the hair of Celeine Dion....
kvarkin the large assed
A lump of coal!

REJECTED
If people's poop was living instead of inanimate digested matter, would we find it harder to flush the toilet?
kwestionman
A lump of coal!

REJECTED
Wow... I thought you guys had shut-down for good. You can imagine my suprise when I was searching for turtle porn and was redirected to the now-operational Wackyadvice. How 'bout them apples?
Shmiley
A lump of coal!

REJECTED
Why do razor blades hurt when I swallow them? When I swallow more to subdue the pain it just becomes worse and then alians burst out of my chest. Does this mean i'm alergic to razor blades? Or is this a conspiracy?
??????
A lump of coal!

REJECTED
5...... oh SCENSOREDT! I mean 6!
Anonymous Visitor
A lump of coal!

REJECTED
Why are you not updating your page? The question box is here, so why aren't we getting any updates? This site is my substitute for drugs, so if you don't update soon I might attack you while high on LSD. You have been warned!
Mr. Bob
A lump of coal!

REJECTED
whay should i do?
anonymous
A lump of coal!