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why is it that in english a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing?
ladeeda
Simple test combining Slimfast with Budweiser failed.

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Who is Mr. Lardlumps, anyway? He answered 2 questions in the first week in your archives. I know about the Gulag, but what is he? You really should do an A&E biography thing for him.
Mr. Bob
We loved the idea; A&E rejected question.

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I'm Big Tad. Why do your visitors say such inappropriate things about me? After all, I just want to get along. Can't we ALL just get along??
Big Tad
Question too racial. Visitor probably not Big Tad anyway.

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Have you ever been to Europe? (The link below isn't my site.)
Shmiley hometown.aol.com/USuck351/index.html
Visitor submitted link with question.

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Who likes short shorts?!
Shmiley www.obob.com
Visitor frightens us.

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Who named Milla Gorilla? Is that french? How do I get my brainwashing message on the Disney Channel so I can control little kids? Do you Yahoo?
Shmiley
Not allowed to answer brainwashing quest... Weee Looove Shmileee...

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But I don't wanna prune! Can't we compromise?!
Shmiley www.3bp.com
Prunes are no laughing matter.

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I was thinking about what the problem may be with Mr. Lardlumps. Could his negative attitude be reflective of the fact that he's so impotent he blows bubbles out his urethra?
White Paul thenext1@hotmail.com
Question sexually bizarre.

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Okay, fine.  I'm prepared to be logical.  It's obvious that everybody here prefers the monkey over that insignificant moron, Mr. Lardlumps.  So let's just get rid of him.  Okay?
The Jester
Go Fish. Uh, you got what you wanted!

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I agree with the Joker. Not all statements made on this page require a question mark. Mr. Lardlumps over there only likes question marks (as opposed to exclamation marks) because they are bent. Here's some for you Lardlumps, seeing you like them so much ????????? And here are some exclamation marks to get you used to them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So don't say I have never tried to help you. Damn twat.
Stanley Tetley
Visitor over-punctuated his question.

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Sorry Jason, I've never been to America so I've never had the opportunity to firstly drive on an interstate and secondly drive in miles per hour. Anyway, if you subtract 1 from one you have nothing, right. But you still have something - a number(0) which is used all the time. Why call it nothing the?
Marvster marvyn.davey@vodacom.co.za
Visitor submitted one question, but it turned out to be nothing.

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I'm currently writing for this Crappy Advice web site but I haven't been getting asked any questions. The only question I've gotten was from some queer named Elvis. Anyway, I need help promoting it. Dya think you could have a link to it after each and every question?
White Paul thenext1@hotmail.com
Advice columnist still waiting to hear the answer from his therapist.