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Did you know that Mary Schneider is the queen of Australian yodelling?
OzzyPedro www.give-me-money.com
Forwarded question to Swiss Miss Webmaster.

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Hey what happened to the monkey? Where did she go?
A Noni Muss
Not sure which monkey visitor is referring to.

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What is flan? I have just devoured 7 pounds of it and now I have sevear anal bleeding. What is in this "Flan"?
Yelimhs
Saving anal bleeding jokes for next month's Festival Of The Bizarre Special.

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why won't you tell us where simian is?
why?
Visitor put question mark at the end of their name.

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Anyboddy gt suum tequilla?
Whinny Hopalong
Could not decipher unintelligable question.

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I was rejected!  I was rejected because I can't find my monkey??  Well, I remembered the question mark this time, you silly bastards!  see?  see?  Now give me monkey!
The Jester
Advice columnists too offended by accusational tone of question.

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did mr.lardlumps forget about dre????
Mike
Question too VH-1 -ish.

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BRING BACK THE MONKEY!! BRING BACK THE MONKEY!!!
Stanley Tetley
Visitor forgot question mark. Visitor forgot ques... you get it.

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OK I got it. Scrape some of Simian's DNA off the road and we can genetically engineer a new one.
Stanley Tetley
Saving DNA scraping jokes for our summer Clone-O-Rama .

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Do Penis enlargers really work ? If so, whats the best Kind ? Thanks
G. GOSH Standblitz Ggoshstandblitz@aol.com
Visitor probably in hospital by now.

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Does anyone else think that Ralph Nader looks like Dr. Kevorkian?  And that he should be elected just for that reason?
Sea
Trying to avoid endorsing mass suicidal presidential candidates.

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I have a nipple forming on the inside of my thigh, what should I do?
Keebler Messiah roger_bare@hotmail.com
Saw space aliens hovering outside. Gave them DNA cloning results.

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My toaster broke and I stuck my cats in it?
Keebler Messiah roger_bare@hotmail.com
No advice necessary.