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How come I'm not getting the email? Wait! I just realised why!
Wojit
Visitor answered his own question... again.

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Do I like Rice?
Wojit
Tried to do zany Rice-A-Roni Wedding Treat joke, forgot about rice boiling. Climbed down fire escape.

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I recently got asked to write for a web site, unfortunately I'm an idiot. Is there any medication for that?
White Paul thenext1@hotmail.com
Visitor's desire to work here becoming too close to stalking.

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why does mr lardlumps use old jokes that arent funny anymore?
white paul is retarded
Visitor's name funnier than visitor's question.

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I'm with that psycopathic Bobo Hobo guy!  BITE ME MR. LARDLUMPS!!  BITE ME AND BITE ME AGAIN!!  I want my monkey!!
The Jester
Visitor forgot question mark.

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I have been wondering about your newsletter...If i had it sent directly to my mailbox then what would i need to visit your site for?
FLAGG OoFLAGGo0@aol.com
Marketing department away for holiday weekend.

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Lardlumps, what are your feelings on Crisco?
Guido http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Cavern/8200/
New ways to torture us are not welcome.

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What's up with Big Tad anyway? I doubt he is gonna dress up as Yassir Arafat and recruit me into a flan making club. I mean come on, Mr. Lardlumps!
Shmoe
Failed to make Big Tad/Mr. Lardlumps connection..

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PUSH ME TO SEND QUESTION
Anonymous
Visitor forgot to include question.

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What's the best thing to put in soup?
Wild Bill
Threw away recipe for Thanksgiving soup on Friday.

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SPORTSCENTER IS NEXT!!!!
Wild Bill
Visitor forgot to include question and soaked us with spilled beer.

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Dammit!  What else do I have to do to win this damn election? Should I count the chads in my underwear next?
Al Gore
Question not disturbing enough.