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Exactly how many times can I dream about Tipper Gore naked before I'm officially branded a pervert?
Wild Bill
Too late.

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It seems I am a moose. What can be done about this?
HelloKitty303
Swerved to avoid moose. Questions fell out of the window.

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Does the cow that goes up in flames on my birthday really hate being kicked or does it just say that to be different?
The voice in your head...
Swerved to avoid flames. Tipped cow over. Lost question.

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When ever Stanley Tetley asks something, I get an image of a stick figure with a bad case of LockJaw, why is that? Anyone?
Shmiley
Swerved to avoid Stanley Tetley. Hit him anyway.

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Did the chicken cross the road to make history?
Guido http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Cavern/8200/
Swerved to avoid Guido, who was waiving at us while eating a fresh Chilupa. Hit chicken.

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How exactly did Mr. Lardlumps get his name?
Shmiley www.lala.com
Hit Shmiley, just for fun.

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why can guys like us... hey bob not now... ever... get your d$%#... pick up chicks... out of my a#$... are we doing... ahhhhhh.... something... soooo right... wrong?
Neil & Bob
Rammed visitors with car. Backed over them to make sure.

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How much crack would a woodchuck smoke if a woodchuck could smoke crack?
CarNut
Smack.

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Why should I save the whales?  I don't think I can complete a full set....
Jenn Dolari http://home.austin.rr.com/dolari
No whales were hit during the answer to this question.

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Whither Vanilla Ice?
Wild Bill
Hit, hit, baby.

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Why is Lardlumps such a meenie-butt?  Did someone dressed up as Cap'n Crunch jump out and scare him as a child, or what?
Wild Bill
Hit Trix rabbit with moped.

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If a woodchuck could chuck at a velocity of 50 chucks per minute, and he has a deadline of 65033 by the end of the hour, could he make the deadline? Or would he have to do overtime? If so, how much. If he got paid say, $1.34 a chuck, how much money would he make? My counculator is broken so help me out, wll ya?
shorty
Went to Shorty's house to free poor woodchuck.