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Hi, My name is Mic and I am Co-Founder of domic.com - where the cool stuff comes from. At domic we strive to be a comprehensive library of entertaining files that users can view and send to friends in the form of emailable links. I have seen the exciting files you make and I would like to post them on domic.com With you producing these files, and domic exposing them to an ever-growing community, a strategic alliance could be quite profitable. In accordance with common copyright practice, you would, of course, receive full credit for your files and maintain the right to remove this work from our site at any point. In exchange for consent to post your files on domic.com, we will drive traffic to your site with a link that appears next to all of your files, and a listing on our Lucky Links page. If you are interested in pursuing this further please let me know. I think the possibilities are great and I look forward to your reply.  Sincerely, Michel Doroczinski Managing Director   http://www.domic.com/  mic@teletel.co.il
Michel doroczinski www.domic.com
Visitor Forgot question mark. 

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Do you know any of the secret codes for "Die Hard Trilogy" on PlayStation?
Wild Bill
Tried to find secret codes, got strangled by Playstation cords.

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Has Jason tried sticking some bubblegum on his landing gear?
The Marvster marvyn.davey@vodacom.co.za
Got bubble gum stuck in Jason's antennae.  Got peanut butter stuck in Jason's antennae trying to get gum out.  Broke one of Jason's antennae trying to get peanut butter out with ice.

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My best interests? How do you know what my best interest is? How can you say what my best interest is?
I just wanted a Pepsi
Wacky Advice staff only drinks Coke.

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What is flan and why does Big Tad have a club for it?
Kenny G
Stuffed question in Kenny G's sax.

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Do the anarchist Monkeys eating cream Go visit Nascar?
LittlePotempkin http://www.geocities.com/rebeccampahle
Visited Nascar, got hit by flying tire.

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My friend is driving me nuts. All she does is talk about her, her, and her freshman boyfriend (and she's a senior!) Then she freaks out when he steals her bras and wears them. I mean, what can you expect from a freshman?! Anyways, how can I get her to stop talking about herself for one damn second?!?!
Lucy
Used question to stuff bra.

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did i only ask one question over the last 2 weeks??
FLAGG OoFLAGGo0@aol.com
Minimum number of questions necessary to elicit response not submitted.

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GET YER DAMNED GRAPHICS SOFTWARE WORKING ALREADY!!!! Geez! I am sooooooo a regular.
Shmiley
Taped question over monitor, pretended it was sophisticated graphics program.
I had a dream the other nite that all the people here in purchasing at Snackwurst Food Corporation weren't just purchasing agents, we were also FBI agents, and we were being sent to a mall where for the 3rd time, Shmiley, who was a very bad boy, was getting ready for his evil plot. We didn't know what he was going to be doing this time, but we were debating whether we should just overpower him by rushing in & taking him out, or if we should sneak in & snipe him - something like that. So we get into the mall & there he is, this pimply kid with a gas can, saying "Oh goodie you're here!" and he lights the gas which he has poured all around this mall. We realize what's going on & we make a mad dash to get out, and that's when I woke up.

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The ten commmandments say that we can't have any other Gods above Him.  So am I going to hell for owning a T.V.?
Guido http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Cavern/8200/
Spent too long watching TV and didn't get to question

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how is it that the "break n bake" cookies are square when you get them & they cook round but the browines are square before & after you cook them? Please help
LickitySplit
Accidentally baked question with brownies.  Smoked remainder of question.

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Have you ever seen the movie "night of the day of the dawn of the son of the bride of the return of the revenge of the terror of the attack of the evil, mutant, hellbound, zombofied, flesh-eating living dead ? If you have what do you think about the part with the pizza ordering duck?
meow mix is tastey Stop_Stalking_Me @Excite.com
Zombie ate question.