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I have a really big problem.  I've been working on this one for years but I still can't figure it out:  If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour...how long will it take the peg legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle!?!
Mandy Skipsfast
Monkey went berserk and crammed half of a dill pickle in the chicken.

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If heavon is truly a halfpipe, than what happens to Ralph Nader if he's obducted by aliens?
Shmiley
Question spontaneously rolled over and blew up. Filing lawsuit.

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Whats the deal with the pinky ring here at the bottom?
Stephan unc_2xtreme@yahoo.com
Choked on pinky ring.

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have u guys ever liked the Spice Girls???
Kate guestys@gateway.net
Mail bomb intended for Spice Girls blew question up.

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Boo! Scared yet?
Ghost http://www.wackyadvice.com
Soiled pants. Question was in back pocket.

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Do you guys call Spanky the goddess just as Li'l Kim calls Diana Ross the goddess?
Lucy
Too busy worshipping Spanky to answer question.

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It's Halloween soon. What are you guys going as? ( I couldn't buy anything from your store. I'm broke. Sorry.)
Shmiley
Arms caught in sleeves of Frankenstein costume, couldn't type answer.

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Where do you rent these movies? I can't find them at Blockbuster.
Foofoo Vroom
VCR ate question.

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PUSH ME TO SEND QUESTION
Visitor apparently got overly excited with form & forgot to include question.