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If I send questions all night long how many will you answer? If I send questions all night long how many will I ask? If I send questions all night long how many will be funny? If I send questions all night long how many will be good? If I send questions all night long how many more will schmiley ask? If I send questions all night long how will i ever get any sleep? If I send questions all night long how many will you mailbox hold? If I send questions all night long how much help will i really get? If I send questions all night long how will i ever stop asking questions? If I send questions all night long how will that affect the mimes that follow me? If I send questions all night long how will that affect the my acid trip? If I send questions all night long how long will it take elvis to stop feeling tormented? If I send questions all night will it help jasons campaign? If I send questions all night will my nervous twitch go away? If I send questions all night will i be cured of every disease now or ever? If I send questions all night will i get sillier than i am now? If I send questions all night will you guys be nicer to schmiley? If I send questions all night will I win a gold metal?
FLAGG
Visitor DID send questions all night.

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Sorry bout that I was repeating myself like a broken record that changes a
few words each time but that can be a good thing or so I have heard will you please let me know? Yeah yeah yeah I know REJECTED
FLAGG
Visitor rejected his own question.

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Ya know Tads pinky ring is real pretty especially up close and it tastes
like limburger cheese............. yummy where can I get one of my own?
FLAGG
Big Tad not amused.

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Will my silliness ever end?
FLAGG
Ran out of hope that silliness to end.

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Help me?
FLAGG
Ran out of hot pokers and duct tape for 'professional help'.

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Nobody likes me. Please tell me why.
Maggie http://www.krush.org/magglez
Visitor forgot question mark.

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It occured to me that the rejected answers were actually, in their own weird way, answered. Did you guys (and monkeys) know that? Gee golly gosh, I sure hope so.
Shmiley Peterd1143@AOl.com
Gee - No, GTE.

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Hmmm, notice how none of my questions got posted last week. I wonder why, could it be because I'm too contraversioal and such a bad speller?
Shmiley Peterd1143@AOL.com
Had elaborate plans to do silly pope/walrus shtick, complete with graphics, then realized question was from Shmiley.

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Wait a minute... if you kill people who ask alot of questions, how come I'm still here? Hey, woah, what are you doing with those jumper cables? STAY BACK, I have a.. uh.. STAY BACK!
Shmiley
Question too shiny.

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So, how 'bout those Olimpics? I mean with all the poll vaulting and circus clowns and all those Bondage Masks. Wow, it's enough to make a s(h)miley face, such as my self, pass out on the griity tinfoil floor. Ohhh, getting woozy.. I think I will pass out for just.. a.. second... *Whump*
Shmiley Peterd1143@AOl.com
It's about time.

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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Bill
Too antidisestablishmentarianism-istic.

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ASK US A QUESTION, SILLY!.... does this imply that we ask silly questions or does it mean we are silly or that you are silly or that this question will be rejected?
FLAGG Ooflaggo0@aol.com
Look! It's the "Forrest Gump" of our site.

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Oh, and if your name is Shmiley, uhh, thanks alot, I think, but well, how shall I put it. We love you, a wicked lot, more than we love FLAGG, so please, you don't have to prove us wrong. (PS: If it's you, FLAGG, just insert your name in where Shmileys is!) 

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Did I say Mcdonalds?
CarNut
CarNut brings new meaning to McDonald's famous Golden Arches.

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Why?
Big Al
Seriously couldn't figure this one out. Ate Spam in contemplation.

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Why did they let When Ho Leave out of solitary confinement?
Tuan Jim wyatt@iquest.net
Heard that "When Ho Leave" was some twisted Navy weekend event.

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Is Goerge Clinton telling the truth when he says everyone has a little light under the sun?
Tina
Overpowered by funk, blew 6 fuses & $3.50 on PEZ refills.

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Why have you "borrowed" this page (http://wackyadvice.com/archive/ul1728.shtml) from snopes.com?
Copywright Lover
Tried to come up with goofy "caught red handed" answer. Blamed it on CarNut instead.

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And now, a question that will baffle the mind: How many times each day does a faggot masturbate?
White Paul thenext1@hotmail.com
Visitor already knew the answer.

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When are you guys going to start being lazy and let US answer some stupid questions?
White Paul thenext1@hotmail.com
Confused White Paul with famous blues band The White Stripes. Glad we kept the receipt on the steel guitar we were going to give him.