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Well, I do believe I'm ready for the first day of school. How can I ever thank you?
Shmiley www.happyscrappy.com
Too happy.

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In AESOP you censored some of what Carnut does. Why? I thought it was kewl when Carnut cut off Richard Simmons's (CENSORED) and hung them on his car. It was also kewl how he (CENSORED) and they became snakes.
Shmiley
Too (CENSORED).

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Who put engine coolant on my Cheez-Its?
Wild Bill
Too accusatory.

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I wait over 20 years for them to invent something to correct erectile dysfunction, and not my wife claims she can't get rid of that not-so-fresh feeling.  What do I do?
Wild Bill
Too dysfunctional.

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What's your favorite color?
Bobo The Hobo
Too racist.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?Pokemon!!!!!! hehehehehehheheheheh
Stanley Tetley
Too sexually bizarre.

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My projectile vomiting research is going very well but I am running out of victims, sorry, volunteers. I would really appreciate it if Shmiley, Guido and Flagg could oblige. Thanks!
Stanley Tetley
Too messy.

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I feel sorry for Maggie. Here's a big hug for her ((((((Maggie))))))
Stanley Tetley
Too... well, you know.

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My publisist says cottage cheese is bad for my image, is this true?
Shmiley Peterd1143@AOL.com
Too stinky.

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Which looks better on me? The aluminem foil, or the duck feathers a la tar?
Shmiley www.happyscrappy.com
Too shiny.

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I'm with Bobo on this one! Tell him where to get the shopping carts! He shares those things with me, you know! SO WHY WON"T YOU TELL HIM WERE THE FRICKIN' SHOPPING CARTS ARE!???
Shmiley Peterd1143@AOL.com
Too disgruntled.

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How much carbon dioxide does a person breath out each year.
chemistry student
Too stup... (GASP! GASP!)