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Why in the Funk did you not post all my questions???!!! And where's my diaper!?
Shmiley
Question TRULY stunk.

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Guido could not "Kick my ass!" I am a Quaker and a master of running away and hiding! Can Guido run 35 MPH in sandels? Yeah, I think NOT!
Shmiley
Making much larger non-violence banners for upcoming Honkerfest.

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I got back from Mexico and I have a stale cookie. Do you want a stale cookie?
Shmiley peterd1143@AOL.com
No thanks.

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You have underestimated my master plan. heh-heh-heh, meet me on the dock at nine tonight, OK?
Shmiley
Called Police. Took nap.

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Are you ... talking to me? I don't see any one else so you must be talking to ... me. Or are you talking to that guy in the hat over ... there? 
FLAGG OoFLAGGo0@aol.com

Actually, we were talking to Guido about how much it would cost us to have him come over and KICK YOUR ASS for asking so many freaking questions. 
- Jason - 

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I love you's guys! I feel like I'm in a big family! So here's my question: Where's my allowence?
Shmiley
Question too costly.

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Ever think about breathing? Like, try to stop yourself & see what happens.. ready? STOP. . . . ... .. .. .. . ... .. ... .. . See what I mean? You Can't! Who's the co-pilot? You!
Anonymous
Ducked as visitor fell head-first into my trash can.

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Who is Big Tad and what does his pinky ring look like? Yes, yes, I know it's a crap question but I can't think of anything good at the minute.
Stanley Tetley
Signed waiver to prohibit any information about Big Tad. Then we ate pancakes.

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Or is violent projectile vomiting yield more satisfying results? I think I'll do a scientific study on it. Any other suggestions for scientific investigations?
Stanley Tetley
Question too Einsteinic. Doubt Stanley even took POP Quiz.

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Do I have to tell the truth? How would you tell if I didn't? Are you guys psychic?
Mr. Pink
We answered this one, we swear.

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Ok a quick question........ anyone going to the hempfest in Boston on September 16th?????????????????
FLAGG
We're probably not listed in the family sites by now.

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How come my mime question (shown below), wasn't answered last week?
QUESTION > .............................? 
NAME > THE MIME thenext1@hotmail.com
White Paul
Mime shot in bizarre makeup/gunpowder incident.

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Does rapping upset stomaches? Should I return the 15 gallons of Pepto Bismal and call off the gig at "La Playa Gringo"?
Shmiley
By the time I got out of the line at  CVS, it was too late to answer this .

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I can tell you why cartoon characters are so unhappy and are always trying to commit suicide (falling off cliffs, blowing themselves up ect.). Just ask yourself, would you be happy in a place where hooters are 2 dimensional?
Guido http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Cavern/8200/
Stopped Johnny Bravo from offing himself with a shoe, then wondered why I saved him.

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Have you answered this weeks questions yet?
FLAGG OoFLAGGo0@aol.com
Uhh, I don't know. I keep checking HERE, but it keeps saying the server is busy. What are you doing? Nevermind.

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Yo, I feel I'm ready for school to start again! Yaaaay! Do I owe you guys anything for updating my info on the Ten Commandments?
Shmiley http://www.happyscrappy.com/
Question was from Shmiley.