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Why are cats sooooo much smarter than dogs?
Vecini
Cat rolled question up into a ball and batted it around.  Dog came along and ate question.

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Are you coo coo for Coacoa Puffs?
Whinny Hopalong
Visitor misspelled cuckoo.

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So tell me...If I set two friends of mine up together, and therefore 'hook them up'...does that make me a hooker?
Whinny Hopalong
Question was confiscated by police after major prostitution raid.

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How did George Washington react in the Whiskey Rebellion?
Whinny Hopalong
George Washington could not be consulted due to present state of death.

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In the 12-14-98 episode of Porfessional Advice, Simian proclaimed that she would be Queen of the Monkeys someday. Did she ever become queen? And also, what was the point with Birdbox and Snaggletooth?
Lucy http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/1227
Visitor incited tense emotional trauma by bringing up past disasters, and nearly sparked a second FBI investigation.

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Who in he!! would name their son Schmoe Maury Bob?
Lady Sasami
Schmoe Maury Bob threatened us with physical violence if we answered the question.

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Is it okay if I am the reincarnation of Richard Nixon?  I mean, with all the watergate stuff and everthing.
lady sasami
Question mysteriously disappeared after authorities started investigation.

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Who on earth would ever want to get a squirrel enema
Guido http://www.looneyland.net
Rectally bizarre.

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Putrid's advice sucks! I can't call myself Mr. Schmoe Maury Bob! Why can't he get a life!
Mr. Schmoe Maury Bob (Formerly Mr. Bob)
Question shot by flaming arrow.

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What is peoples sick fascination with the big dog show? They can see many more types just watching Miss America.
Kristi
Visitor forgot apostrophe in possessive form of people.

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Ok, I'm glad u guys r back, but it seems that Putrid set me up with this guy name "The Jester" He is cool, not kewl, so I may have to kill him. Also he said he wants a girl that smells nice, and doesn't kill people. I smell good, but I would keep an eye out for me going on killing spree. My question is, should I give him a fair warning, a trial to prove he is kewl, or 10 seconds to run away, before I chop him in to bits? Maybe I should consider drugging him with rat poison? What do you think?
Ladeeda http://www.geocites.com/goodbyeannie/index.html
Pulled scissors out, question ran away screaming.

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Isn't it terrible about Jennifer Lopez and Puffy breaking up? Poor J-Lo!
Tahmeekah Lahsheekah
Staff confused by references to Lil' S, Fuzzy E, and Ja X.