| Someone
told me that you can get rid of herpes by spreading mayonaisse on them?
Will this really work, or was Boo Radley full of it?
lady sasami REJECTED Saw no mayo in ‘fridge. Think that mayonnaise is least of visitor’s problems anyway. That
Snaggletooth was quite fashionable? Is he available to model our
new line of "ho children" clothes?
Is
there any way that I could get Big Tad's phone number?
hahahaha....you
said bippie!!! oh...so my question is....rabies...is it a bad thing or
the desease of champions?
ooh...look.....iv'e
bee posting questions for only 3 weeks and i already have a secret lover
(scout finch). My mission for you guys is to track 'scout' down and tell
me who she is, okay?.... this is so exciting.
Is
it just me, or are the rejected question answers funnier than the regular
questions?
Hallo,
bin ich Bobs bester Freund. Ich komme aus Deutschland. Ich bin ein Devisenkurskursteilnehmer,
der zur Schule bei Harvard geht. Ich spreche das deutsch. Bitte bilden
Sie Bob nicht verärgert. Ich tat es einmal und jetzt posess I nur
9 Zehen. Herr Bob sagt, daß Sie Schweinefleisch gewürzte Fallhammer
sind, die nicht nichts wissen. Ich schrieb diese letzte Meldung. Schrauben
Sie nicht mit mir oder Bob.
Boxers
or Briefs? Elvis, you look like the kind of guy who would freeball...
If
Llarson keeps asking too many questions could you pummel him about with
a catfish for me? and how many questions is "too many", so i can avoid
making such a horrendus mistake.
Mr.
lardlumps and big tad just showed me their bippies, and now you've scarred
me for life!!! I'll se you i court.......can't.....sleep.......ugh!!!!!
a lardlumps limric mr.
lardlumps is a fatty,
Well
Well Well so its you again you whats down
boo
radley
Dear
Snaggletooth, Why does it take so long to have questions answered here?
I'm 98 years old, man! (99 years old in May) Even tho I'm probably not
gonna die, if simply for the fact that I'm pure evil, I don't have time
for dilly dallying. Chop chop!
Yesterday,
I was driving in my Impalla, and I noticed my little 7 year old brother
was in the park with some old granny. As I looked closer, I noticed
that it was not an old hag, but it was the king of pop himself, Micheal
Jackson. Should I be worried?
I think
that you should bring back AESOP... that was alot of fun. Also, what
happened to the I HATE MIMES page. That was fun... and the Hot Pokers
Anonymous
could
you give llarson this package for me? don't mind the ticking..... NO! dont
open it!!!!!....i...want...it.
no,
push ME to send question.
do we get a chance to answer the questions that snaggletooth asked us in response to our questions? If so, my answers are... 1.not
anymore, after the lawsuit
big
bird
Who
is the guy with the afro? Afros scare me. I need some cookies....do
you have any? Cookies are yummy
will
there be a linchin' for all the people that asked for their pic on the
visitor page, and then stopped coming? cause i think im the man for the
job.
you
cant fool me! lardy and thadius don't have bippies!
Hey
snaggletooth..., Remember me? I have no remorse... Wanna toke on the bowl?
Do
u like men?
Snag
your a fag you snaggy wagg wag maybe you should twag and get in a bag so
your brain can lag and frag my zag mo mag bo bag fe fi fo fag mizag mi
mo mag dag wag sag hag jag kag nag mag bag vag
I like
u snaggle tooth
What
are "Bippies" anyway? What if we WANT to see the bippies? Do girls have
bippies? If so, tell me where they are so I can look at mine.
I have
been sending letters to a girl using carrier pigeons to deliver my notes.
Trouble is, I barbecued my pigeon last night. How can I send her
mail now?
oh,
pooh! pooh on all of you!
I have
chewing gum stuck to my nosehair. I could use a hair dryer, but my
friend says sticking a working hair dryer up my nose would make my head
blow up. What should I do?
zwadawa!
punkis stupi dmus ican didontli kitatal l!
I know
you are holding back on me... Which one of you is Bad Adviceman?
dear
snaggletooth, can i have a cookie?
Take
shelter all ye faint harted! Tonight we will storm the fortress and lay
seige upon the onionheads! Oh, ye porfessionals of little faith! Tonight
you dance with lucifer himself!! All you who seek refuge in the lord, join
me on my quest, for there is none nobler. Grab a pitchfork, a torch an
axe and follow!!! Tonight we march on twards victory, twards life!!! YES!
Beware, you demonic hell-creatures, you vessils for wackyness, beware!
Live today, for tonight.......you die.
Dear
Snaggletooth, I am a professional man whore, but I am really not a man,
but a woman inside a little boy's body that is infected with rabies, and
has soap stuckl in his molars. I really have to pee, too. Will
you please play "Where is my Mind?" for me?
Have
you seen my mommy?
Where
have all the cowboys gone?
Why
does the chinese kid in my social studies class look at me funny?
Can
I answer questions?
I think
I may be drunk. Am I drunk?
Disillusion #1 Then i saw it.....it the majikal what that embodies all....the crayon of fate, the lunghold of mystery and doom. It saw me and for a moment there was bliss....a blue bliss like none other, and a crown of nothing......, but that moment passed like so much wind and half digested corn. It looked at me ant i staired back at everything and nothing alike. In one swift movement i found myself. I found myself embedded amongst the hats and chilli dogs, the crayola god that smiles upon the bleak and spouts propaganda to the moon. The nine that soon becomes ten and is once again three. It was all there plain as day, blue as grass, and so real. I could feel its eyes upon me, though i knew it had no eyes. It seemed however to be looking at me. Pressing on into the future only to leave me like so much used ointment in the sands of yesterday, degraded and deframed. Left to the wolves, the angry mobs of words... It
couldn't be IT could it? I stood mouth agape, the land i stood on became
nothing but the heavens......i was home. The heavens showed me my home,
the steel and darkness, yet i was pleased.
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