REJECTED QUESTIONS
We tried, but these ones didn't make the cut


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What's Boo's problem (Aside from the fact that he's a Bush-cheering republican)? I mean, he comes on, threatens to jump me and calls Bobo a rich boy. Well, Boo, all I have to say is, "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!"
Shmiley Johnnyboy3731
Almost mistook question for a question.

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What's wrong with that Boo dude, is he smoking something or just always like that?
lil' dudette
Smoke haze prevented us from seeing question.

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How 'bout Schmiley and Flagg go on wanna-be celeberity deathmatch for lozers to see who's better.
bigbadprick
Visitor forgot to include question mark when submitting banter.

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If I asked the same question twice, would you answer them both?
Wojit
Afraid of wormhole in Time-Flux Hypotheses.

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If I asked the same question twice, would you answer them both?
Wojit
Time-Flux Hypotheses proven now to have flaws.

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Did you know that you didn't answer any of my questions last week? Jason, that sounds like a great idea especially peeing in Mr. Lardlumps orchids AND roses. Simian, you can have the booze and Elvis, you are right. That isn't hairspray. That's pee.
Mr. Bob
Made second call to police.

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Where have you gone Mrs. Robinson?
Guido http://www.looneyland.net
Made third call to police.

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whoops!!!!!
look there's an airplane
Visitor dropped question.

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no i dont
Anonymous
Police nabbed wrong person, accidentally just in time.

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Mr. Bob goes to the same school as me. Should I move? How many Mr. Bob comments could Wacky Advice trash if wacky advice trashed comments?
Boo www.angelfire.com/games3/HalfLife
Too trashy.

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look there
Anonymous
Visitor forgot to point.

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!
Wojit
Too many O's.

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In response that that Pablo guy.. hey, you can't beat me!  My key weapon is I'm unbeatable.. and I have the power of silliness.  My TWO weapons are I'm unbeatable and I have the power of silliness.. and a metal pipe..  My THREE.. ahh, screw it. Anyway, you can't beat me.  So there.   I guess the pretty monkey will just have to make a choice between us!
The Jester
Put question in the "comfy chair" but had to reject as it wasn't a question.

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Whinny Hopalong, where are you from?....oh wait...this isn't wackydate.com....so I'll ask a question instead.....Jason, if I interupt that beam in between your antenae will you fly apart like a pod-racer does?
Guido http://www.looneyland.com
Jason's skin started to turn silver, felt safer rejecting question.

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I'm in a fake band called Jantzeeee and the Pre-G's.  The leader (Jantzeeee) calls us a sutto wannabe pop singing sensation... is that wierd?
Rapunzel
Visitor spelled weird wrong, but we understood it & still rejected question.

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hola pequinita! Que pasa?
Laadeda
Visitor forgot that squiggly thing over the a in hola.

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My body and I are at odds.  What would you suggest I do to get it in gear?
Jenn Dolari http://home.austin.rr.com/dolari
Afraid of definiftion of "odds."

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how?
oh look its an airplane
Visitor remembered to point this time, but we weren't looking.

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If I were an woodchuck, and you were an upchuck, and he was a duckchuck, and the world was full of luckchucks, how many people could you fit in a clown car?  and would it have to be a green flag on the castle tower or a blue one with pink stripes and yellow poka dots?  If it were tall and handsome would you sit on its foot and sing a song or do a dance around the courtyard?
oh look an airplane
Question made Elvis & Simian upchuck, and made Jason upchuck#^R31T[Q=R/T] - twice.

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If I were a rich man, deedle deedle deedle deedle leddle lum.  If i were a very rich and very very rich rich man.  Would I say hey ey ey ey ey yah yah yeah would I say hey whats going on.  Bawitabadabangdabangdiggydiggy.  Tomorrow tomorrow I love ya tomorrow youre only A DAYYYYYYY aaaaaaaaaaaaawWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.  Could I have your kitty cat? would he taste like red red wine?  Do you have a lovely bunch of coconuts? BYE NOW (finds her medication in the drawer)
oh look an airplane
Reported to police stolen prescription medication from Snackwurst CEO desk.