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Where can I find the "Pillsbury Dough Boy" funeral service joke?
al
Question made Simian upset.

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I just noticed that there is something on my butt. It seems to be similar to a snake. Oh my gosh it's a butt sausage! Noooooo! MUST KILL BUTT SAUSAGE!!! GET IT OFF!!!GET BACK HERE!!! Oh no... too dizzy. T-tttoo diz-zz-y. Please help me! Tell me how to get rid of it!
Eddie the cat
Visitor probably dead by now anyway.

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Okay, so I told our whole Biology class that Cody was gay, and they believed me. Does this make me a bad person?
Whinny Hopalong
Sandbag mysteriously fell from rafters.

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What does a raven and a writing-desk have in common?
Shmiley, The Mad Hatter www.Aliceinwonderland.com
Didn't want to make 'Mad Hatter' any madder that he already is.

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Hey Guido, You're kinda cute. Wanna go out?
Whinny Hopalong
Submitted computer dating service information to Wackyadvice.com, instead of Wackydate.com

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Boxers or briefs today.......I just can't decide.
Guido http://www.looneyland.net
Visitor probably out on parole by now.

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So I fell asleep today on my rug and when I woke up my face had a rug like pattern on it.  Is there a way I can get it to stay permanantly like that? cause it was pretty cool.
Guido http://www.looneyland.net
Lost glass eye under sofa. Couldn't see question.

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Are you going to get to a point where you reject every question and say it was 'Too sexually bizzare'? 10 bucks says you are going to answer this 'Too sexually bizzare'.
Boo
Don't expect visitor to actually give us $10.

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If bottled water is so expensive, why doesn't it come with strawberry jello?
Bobo The Hobo
Couldn't think of anything funny about Jell-O.

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I forgot my question
Bobo The Hobo
We forgot the answer.

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WHat's with the rejected pile? You guys didn't put any thought into the "reasons!" I'm firing all of you. Get out and leave behind some food.
Bobo The Hobo
Question eaten by a pack of rabid badgers.

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Who looks the best in the irregular visitors? Me, right?
Bobo The Hobo
Couldn't think of good irregularity joke.