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Does Santa Claus carry cash on him? Do the elves have a union?
Boo www.angelfire.com/games3/HalfLife
Visitor missed Santa's Top Ten complaints.

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Shmiley goes to the same school as me. Should I move? How many Shmiley comments could Wacky Advice trash if wacky advice trashed comments?
Boo www.angelfire.com/games3/HalfLife
Don't want to promote a skirmish with the 'special' kids.

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Augh! Where you guys when I needed you the most?! I lost my virginity a couple weeks ago to a younger guy (all of 17 he was!) and then a couple hours later, I slept with my friend's boyfriend. The sex was especially great with the friend's boyfriend, but now I"m feeling guilt every time I'm around my friend, and I can't stop thinking about her boyfriend. How can I stop thinking about him?
Lucy
Too sexually bizarre.

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What would you do if a conservative posted things on your web site?
Boo www.idunno.com
Didn't want to Greenpeace to boycott site.

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What do you have to do to become a "regular"? And when you do, do you get a key chain or bumper sticker?
Boo HAHA
Scared visitor isn't 'regular'. Not much we can do about that.

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If I jump Shmiley and make him agree to a contract that forces him never to post another thing on this web site, can I have 5 bucks?
Boo
Too sexually bizarre.

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ok my question this week is about the pictures of the irregular visitors in fact i think these should be the feature of next weeks page....anyway my question is which is meaner looking me or schmiley?
FLAGG OoFLAGGo0@aol.com
Too sexually bizarre.

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Who here wants another Coke?  Anyone?
Wild Bill
Too... sexually bizarre?

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What ingrediants are in this web page? If you dont have caffiene, please add it because I need my daily boost.
Boo www.angelfire.com/games3/HalfLife
Too sexually bizarre!

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Can you post comments? If so, I would like to comment that I know Bobo the Hobo and he is actually a rich, 4 foot 1 inch 7 year old who went to private school.
Boo
Too sexually bizarre.

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If you put a dog and a monkey in a blender, do you get a sandwich?
Boo wowza/imcool.com
Too sexually bizarre.

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Carlos tells me to burn theengs and he wears a sombrerro and smokes cuban ceegars. Shut UP Carlos!
Whinny Hopalong
Too sexually bizarre.

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What do people keep telling me 'I'm VERY special'?
Whinny Hopalong
Too sexually bizarre.

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Why does Mandy Skipsalot feel the need to walk her goldfish nightly?
Whinny Hopalong
Too sexually bizarre.

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No printing now, we're waiting for the envelopes.
Tahmeekah Lahsheekah
Too sexually bizarre.

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Can you send me a password that lets me log in and respond to mail? I think that within one month I could become the most popular person on the planet, and then you will be forced to bow down to me. Sound good? I thought so.
Boo dldowney@pacbell.net
Afraid of malpractice suits.