 TWO-CENTS
These two-cent questions only get our two-cent answers!
okay.....i
just pushed mr lardlumps down a large flight of stairs and now he thinks
hes strom thurmond. what do i do now? all i have to work with is a paper
clip, 12 of those mr. sketch scented magic markers and a david hasslehoff
album.
oh,
my. im so sorry. that was strom thurmond. nevermind.
Why
is the psuedo-gay look coming back in for guys?
hom
many fingers am i holding up?
oompa
loompa doompah-d doo?
should
i shave my head or let my hair grow out long? and could jason not poke
me with his antenas any more? i dont enjoy the massive seisures and brain
convultions.
So
exactly how many nipples do female Marmosets have anyway?
if
you spun a chinese person around a lot, would they become dis-oriented?
Lets
try this again, but in pig latin Ifway eople'spay oop-pay asway ivinglay
insteadway ofway inanimateway igested-day attermay, ouldway eway indfay
itway arderhay otay lushfay ethay oilet-tay?
wait
jason, honey......i can explain. when i said i wanted plutonium, what i
meant to say was Americium 241. really....... allright, you found me out.
it was i bill gates. michael j. fox's dying wish was to have me make a
computer out of your innerds. i hope we can still hang out behind the waffle
factory evan though i tryed to kill you and all.
Hey,
you guys expanded the question box to Questions and comments! So here's
my comment/question: You know those pork commercials? (The other white
meat) Well, i know of some other meats which snackwurst may consider advertising.
Ok here goes. Cat- Another white meat. Dog- also a white meat. Kangaroo-
White meat marsupial. Crocodile w/ matching dead croc hunter- Not quite
white. Please take these suggestions into consideration. Also, i request
1/3 profit if any of these suggestions are used. Please mail these to:
Mr. Bob Sewer Grate # 3 Cedar Rapids, IA, 52403 PS: Don't use this adress
to send me anonymous junk mail. I will sue you for harrassment. If i lose
the trial, i'll just attack the CEO.
where
in the world is carman sandiego?
where
does the sun go at night? and where do babies come from? oh, oh, oh...
and what happens when you inject lighter fluid into your veins? because
im having massive chest and brain pains and i'm getting worried. please
answer in the form of a dirty limerick.
allright,
so i sign up for this page in my email, and update time rolls around. so
what happens? no email! why is this? is this some kind of a plot? ELVIS?
does
anyone else find llarson as anoying as i do? whats up with that
i would
just like to take this time to thank bob online for giving this site a
groovie napkin, otherwise i would never have found such an enjoyable medium
for wasteing my short life. What? i need a question? oh.... how many fingers
am i holding up?
Can
Elvis rub his afro all over my body? Yeah, I know, this question is rejected.
Um...Does
this mean my pot connection will be terminated?
hi
If
I ask for a cameo in Star Wars 3, will I get it? I mean, it worked
for Sam Jackson and N'Sync.
You're
really ripping off the WWWVoice. That isn't really a question, is
it?
how
old am i?
mighty
mouse is all our hero, no?
your
feet your feet your feet your feet your feet your feet your feet your feet
your feet your feet your feet your feet hambuger, man!
What
the hell?
What
the hell is up with this snackwurst bagel i bought? what is that? hair,
or mold. ech...how old is this?
Maybee
i don't want to ask a question! Iv'e had it with this, i'm boycoting asking
questions. Okay? oh, wait...DAMN YOU AND YOUR TRICKERY!
Why
is it that i always fall
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