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Mr. Lardlumps, have you ever considered attending anger management? It could do wonders for you. I reccomend the beginners meditation: Picture yourself, in a beautiful field, birds chirping, the air warm. There is a clear running stream. You can easily make out the face of the person you are strangling under the water. Cool, huh? In advanced meditation, we use grenades.
Bobo the hobo
Visitor mis-spelled recommend.

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Why is my snot green?  And why does it smell like garbage?
Guido http//www.looneyland.net
Question stunk up our inbox.

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I think I found Simian! Boy she sure looks drunk. It seems that there are other marmosets with her. Why would she leave you guys, anyway? I think that Snackwurst was trying to cover up that she had left for her family when they said that she got run-over.
Mr. Bob http://www.go.com/cimages?910237d.jpg&col=WR
Visitor probly works for Snackwurst.

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Is foosball really the devil?
Waterboy
Question irrelevent... except in Japan.

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will you answer this question?...please!
FLAGG OoFLAGGo0@aol.com
Question too confusing.

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Is irony what you use to remove metaphysical wrinkles?
Roocifer roocifer@mindspring.net
Question too irritating to parents by showing wasted tuition dollars.

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don't you hate the people that ask new questions on the night your webpage is to be updated?
FLAGG OoFLAGGo0@aol.com
Question was submitted on the night our webpage was updated.