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I want Santa to bring me reindeer jerky for Christmas. 
Shaft 
DENIED. 
  

A Piece of the World. 
Bud 
DENIED. VISITOR ALREADY HAS PIECE OF WORLD. 
  

Santa, can I get a bottle of booze and an ounce of pot? 
Jerry told me to.... 
CarNut 
DENIED PER DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY. 
  

For Christmas I want to answer questions at wackyadvice.com 
please Santa? Just this once don't screw me over! Tell them 
my e-mail is llarsony@hotmail.com 
love, llarson 
DENIED PER SANTA. HE DOES NOT "SCREW ANYONE OVER" BUDDY. 
  

Well as always since my unfortunate accident a couple years 
ago... I want my fingertips... other things I want are a one 
pound bag of dog hair (heard it was a good mime repelant), 
a safety pin, a broken Etch-a-Sketch, a tape drive for my 
486 computer, and a 1440 kbps modem (so I can finally have 
high speed internet access). I will continue my list later... 
FLAGG 
DENIED PER SHMILEY. 
  

I wish for world peace this year. I wish that children all 
over the world will have enough food to eat and a place to 
shelter from the cold and rain. Oh, and I could also use a 
new crackpipe. 
Emjay 
DENIED PER U.S. GOVERNMENT. 
  

a lump of coal. 
vinny 
DENIED PER EPA. 
  

what i want for christmas? i think i'd like a ton of sharpie 
markers... the power to burn annoying celebritys with my mind, 
and my picture on the frenz page. oh, and $20,000. i dont ask 
for much, santa is only one man. 
boo radley 
DENIED. SANFORD DOES NOT SELL SHARPIE MARKERS BY THE TON, 
ONLY BY THE GROSS. 
  

Brain coral.  Lots of brain coral. 
Wild Bill 
DENIED PER EPA. 
  

Monaco 
A cello 
Bass lessons from Boo Radley 
A bodyguard 
A wifebeater 
(article of clothing not person as am not really masochist) 
The Parenthesis Queen 
DENIED PER WOMEN'S RIGHTS ORGANIZATION. 
  

Talent, love, to not be REJECTED christmas after christmas! 
Shmiley 
DENIED. VISITOR IS SHMILEY. 
  

i would like the 4th harry potter book, and lots of money. 
But if neither are those are possible, I could do with some 
decent sex. Haven't had that in a while. 
Lucy 
DENIED. PERIOD. 
  

I want Simian to realize she doesn't have to take her clothes 
off, to have a good time, oh no. She can dance and party, 
all night. And drink some non alcholic cherry wine, uh-huh! 
Tahmeekah Lahsheekah 
DENIED PER SIMIAN. 
  

I want more people to go to my hacking site, 
http://pi4arctan1guy.tripod.com 
pi4arctan1guy 
DENIED UNTIL PAYMENT IS RECEIVED. 
  

George Harrison was the man. May he rest in peace. 
A vistor 
DENIED. BEATLE FAVORED WRONG RELIGION. 
  

How I spent my summir vakashun. I love summer vakashun because 
it is fun and I love it.  I will now tell you why and how I 
spent my summer vakashun and why I love it. The first day I 
went swimming.  I went to a swiming pool to swim. I dont own 
a pool so I went to a pool that wasn't mine and was someone 
elses and I had to pay because it was theirs.  It was hot. 
Summers are usally hot. So this was normal. For summer. I got 
on my swimming shorts in the changing room. There is a changing 
room to change in there. At the pool. There is one for the boys 
and one for the girls. These are labeled to avoid confusion. 
Boys are not allowed to go in the girls changing room but I did 
not know that and I was yelled at by the people in there a lot. 
I then went swimming because thats what a pool is for. Later 
we took a trip to somwhere but I did not like it so I will not 
talk about it so just pretend I never said anything about it to 
begin with ok? We went to Montana but that is not important so 
pretend I never said that either too ok? It was big and cold. 
I rode a bike. After my recovery from the hospital after the 
bike incident I went some more places and got kicked out of 
almost all of them cause you can't say %$#@ in church. And I did 
not get a dog. Not that I planned on it but I would have been 
cool if someone would have surprised me. I went to Wooster 
Collage for a camp music thing. I saw it for the first time 
twice. It was big and thats cause it has a lot of people in it. 
I met some people but do not remember them due to a "severely 
short atension span". And thats how to make a reuben sandwich. 
The end oh..... you wanted a Christmas list? Hell if i know. 
robwerto, organ doner to the stars 
DENIED. SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR DOG. 
  

BOO! ahahahaha! 
yanni 
DENIED. NOT THE REAL YANNI. 
  

I want Wacky Advice to get a faster Internet connection. Tell 
Jason to drink more of his Americurium juice!
q0dr
DENIED PER U.S. GOVERNMENT.


I want some missile toe, please.  And I'll even leave out some 
Crown Royal, and Royal Crown for you....
Jenn Dolari
DENIED. ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH MISSILE TOES.


I want to get Osama bin Laden for Christmas so I can put him 
in a cage and start a freak show. Oh, wait, the FBI will probably 
get him first. So I'll settle for half a brain. 
Mr. Bob 
DENIED. BRAIN WAS ABBY NORMAL. 
  

what do i have in my bag for you? hmmm.... for elvis a 2 year 
subscription to choco waffles monthly and hot poker of the month 
club. for jason i have a crate of nuclear warheads (watch out: 
fragile)and a heat restiant blow up doll. and for simian? assorted 
alchoholic beverages (220 proof. extra alchoholicy) and, well, i 
pulled a fiew strings and (hehe) lets just say your favorite 
pastery god will be over soon. 
llarson claus 
DENIED. WELL, ALRIGHT, WE WILL LOOK THE OTHER WAY THIS TIME.