Dear Mr. lARdlUmpS,
i am VeRyyy GulTY oFf axskging yo a rEllly lame ass-quesStiont.
I woOd Ike you tWo whup mY Nakd hide wiTh the fallowing item(s):


the ear wax from a beagle's ear
SirCrapAlot

1 big cup of donger
mike oxlong

New Zealand
Dominius "Mmm, harder" Mookpiloh

sledge hammer
GENE

a rosary
J.C. Chance

love
eye, george zimmerman

An amoeba
The Anti-Yanni

a nerf bat
janeabeth (you're a cold-hearted onion, elvis)

Flagg's amputated finger tips =(
funkywun (Flagg's cute little sister)


 
Liam Neeson and Nicholas Cage
KarenRott

Jenna Jameson
The Pleasantly Excited Durn

a sexy babe known only as natasha
carnut

Snaggletooth
The not very sorry Gor

mork
mindy

your mom
carnut15

An overcooked spaghetti noodle
FLAGG

a sparrow
the Bishop

Nicolas Cages privates
Galaxy36