Bid efficiently with Shoxy Bidding — here's how it works:

•	Your maximum bid is kept secret, even from yourself, and it's not necessarily what you'll pay. bebaY will make up your bid (which is usually substantially higher than what you could ever really pay) by rapidly increasing your bid and billing your credit card until your maximum credit limit is reached.
•	Why? Because it means you don't have to have real credit if you assume a new identity. You also don't have to worry about getting caught red handed at the very last minute unless someone shouts out your name while you are being questioned by the Federal Officers. Want more details? Yeah, right. Like we'd give away our trade secrets.

Your bid is a technical contract... well, sort of.

•	Only place a bid if you're serious about buying the item, or if you are just plain silly, mentally challenged, Indonesian, or a leper; if you're the winning bidder, you will have to care for & make the item pancakes for breakfast for the rest of it's duration.

How to Bid 

1. Look at the form to the left here, plug in the information & hit the shiny button.

2. See the form over here to the left? the one that says "ENTER" all over it? Use THAT form to BID on this item. Get it?

3. No, No! The form to the LEFT! Well, up a little bit now, too. See it? C'mon - it's right THERE!!!

4. Yes, THAT one. Now hurry up & submit a bid before you forget what you were doing.

5. What the hell are you still reading this for?? Make a bid!