NAME: Simian T. Marmoset
SEX: Other
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Under Elvis Shortliver's living room rug. Although sometimes I like to hide in William Shatner's toupee.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? More importantly, what do THEY think of ME?
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Any show that features monkeys, midgets, Muppets or Keenu Reeves.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse. What kind of a question is that?
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Monkey Balderdash, Midget Groin Kicking or Beat the Mime the Family Addition.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Monkey's Digestive Track
FAVORITE SMELLS: Blue
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having eaten too much turnip flavored pudding, getting over-ripe bananas, or getting shoved into a tiny space shuttle by some big burly men who want to shot me into space. Not too good.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: My own monkey cuteness.
FAVORITE  SOUNDTRACK: The one that has sounds on it.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? You mean IF I wake up in the morning. One of these days I won't and then I'll be sad because that will mean that I'm dead.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? After all those trips into outer space? Nah.
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? Stupid. Now chocolate waffles - those things are scary. As is Burt Reynolds acting career.
PEN OR PENCIL? Mouth stick.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I have a phone?
FUTURE SONS NAME: You're assuming that children are a good thing.
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Ditto
FAVORITE FOODS: Jim Bean, Canadian Club, Dewars.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: I have parents? Do you know where they live?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Oh you naughty, naughty person!
FAVORITE ICE CREAM: The blue kind.
CROUTONS OR  BACON BITS: Now you've gone too far!
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I'm not allowed to drive in most states.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No, just road kill.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cat. 5 hurricane!? Lets go stand on the beach!
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: Dean Martin.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Professor Bobo or Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Too many to choose from.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Conjoined twins.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: Favorite WHAT? Now you've got me all freaked out.
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? If it's free, I'll eat next to anything.
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? If its well cooked.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Consort of Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Fluffy.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Human blood.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? What glass? Are you talking about my glass eye?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? The kind that comes in a bottle.
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: All of Kevin Costner's movies.
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I'm a monkey, but thanks for asking.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I'm lucky I can reach the key board.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Why can't I be a kitchen appliance? I think that would be cooler, for Chim Chim sake.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I'm too afraid to look.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? The orange one.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: The one that someone else buys for me.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Any sport involving a midget.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: He stays crunchy even in milk.

NAME: Jason X
SEX: Male
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Primary residence is a large space ship, sometimes reside with Elvis and Simian when we’re drinking.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? They make good beer coasters.
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Star Trek
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Plutonium dust from a recent reactor spill, and a beer stain.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Risk.  I love to take over the world.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Subatomic Particles Monthly, and Linear Accelerator News
FAVORITE SMELLS: Americium 241.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing your newly designed prototype space ship idling out of space dock with no one on board.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Watching a home made 50 megaton warhead detonate successfully.
FAVORITE  SOUNDTRACK: Soundtrack to 2001: A Space Odyssey.  I cried when they deactivated HAL.  He was only doing his job dammit!
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? Time to call in sick.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? I’ve traveled at 5 times the speed of light and haven’t blown chunks yet.
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? Boring.  Can a roller coaster pull a 28G turn and travel faster than light?  I didn’t think so!.
PEN OR PENCIL? Laser etcher, or Disintegrat-o ray gun.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I don’t have a phone, they couldn’t drill through the hull of my space ship with their primitive metals, so they couldn’t install one.
FUTURE SONS NAME: Guido, Popadapolis, or Bartholemew
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Helga, Olga, or Bulimia
FAVORITE FOODS: Pizza, Beer
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: I haven’t seen them since I left Xramulatz, so I guess you could say I do.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate with vanilla and a shot of vodka.
FAVORITE ICE CREAM: butter slug and pecan
CROUTONS OR  BACON BITS: All of the above, with cheese.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? If it has ionic propulsion and is adequately sound damped, then yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No.  And I don’t sleep with real animals either, so don’t even go there!
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: It’s fun to conduct lightning through the hull of my ship.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: A 2287 Frompan Wombat
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Albert Einstein genetically combined with Stephen Hawking.   Man could we party!
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: All of them
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No, but I eat pepperoni right out of the package.
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? I don’t wear a shirt.  I’m so radioactive, a shirt would burn off in a matter of seconds.
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? Not applicable, thought I wouldn’t ask a girl for her shirt.  See above for explanation.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Dictator of the planet.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don’t have hair.  I have two antennae.  They are black and I can change the colors of the tips
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? If it’s being filled, it’s half full, if it’s being emptied, it’s half empty
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Lithium/pineapple
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Contact, Aliens, Star Trek 1-7, The Bare Wench Project (NC-17)
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Better, I can use my antennae to manipulate objects.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I control the keyboard telepathically.  Alternately I can connect a serial cable to my antennae and enter text by thought.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A lawn boy or a garden weasel.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Empty beer cans, spent uranium, and a slightly drunk irradiated cat.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Infinity
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: A 2895 Fijord Mustang
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Sports suck, except maybe hockey, it’s pretty cool.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. A village somewhere is being deprived of an idiot.
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: I didn’t send it to anyone, I was afraid they wouldn’t respond.

NAME:Alex
SEX:Male
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:box
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? taste better with some seasonings
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?my mouse
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Clue, deffinately Clue
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: FARGLE!!
FAVORITE SMELLS: cheese
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: getting smacked in the head with a brick and then told "go to sleep"
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: ; )
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: riiiiiiiiiiight
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? "Who am I and why am I naked in the woods?"
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? nope
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? scary as hell
PEN OR PENCIL?Pen, always pen
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I wait for the answering machine to get it, that way I don't have to talk to anybody
FUTURE SONS NAME: Dweezil
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Moon Unit
FAVORITE FOODS: Pizza and meat
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: yup
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? well, I want to say chocolate, because that implies that you're exciting or whatever, but I've really neverv liked chocolate that much, so I'm forced to say vanilla
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: bacon; it has more fat
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? you bet
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? no
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: uhh....riiiiiiight...yeah....a... car....
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Hmmm....I'm torn between Steve Vai or Frank Zappa
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: no thank you
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: huh?
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? never eat vegetables, thats what FOOD eats
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? if she was hot...
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Pro musician
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I like my hair, thank you very much
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? a confederate flag and a jimi hendrix poster
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? yuk
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Space Balls
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? pretty much, don't use my pinky though :O
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Hoe
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I wish to assert my fifth amendment privileges, please
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 6
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: DeLorian
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: skateboarding
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU Bob online 4 eva
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Barnaby

NAME:Guido
SEX:YES PLEASE
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:I'm a transient
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? Are you supposed to use physical force to "help" the pointer work? Cause I am tired of burning them out.
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The comercial where the toilet duck flies around and brings justice to the evil toilet bacteria.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? DON'T CALL ME HOME THAT
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Monopoly, it's the only way I will ever get to toy with real estate
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Anything you can find in a garbage
FAVORITE SMELLS: The smell of a garbage truck coming to clean up my dumpster
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Realizing that I might not be able to get out of the dumpster before it is emptied into the truck.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:Landing in the back of a garbage truck filled with old matresses and soiled diapers
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Jerky Boys Soundtrack
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? Where am I?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? When I go over to Petrie's, and he puts me in his dryer, that makes me pretty loopy.
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? It costs $18.95 to get into the amusment park here....so I've never been.
PEN OR PENCIL?Sharp metal and chunk of wood.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I can't answer it...it still hasn't passed all the way through my digestive track.
FUTURE SONS NAME: Garth, Pete, Narfy
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Jen, Jen, Jen 
FAVORITE FOODS: tossed corndogs, petries digestive cookies, toilet duck, hemp brownies
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: What parents?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Where? Inside an oreo or spilled on a girl.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: mmmmmmmmm digestive cookies
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Petrie insane? Yes
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No...but I sometimes get to sleep on Petries hide-a-bed that's nicknamed "orgasmo"
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Can the storm relocate my dumpster?
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: Laidlaw dumpster v 2.3
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?I would like to meet kermit the frog, preferable dead
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: day old smirnoff
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Please throw your bottles and cans in the recycling bin
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: WAH?
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Absolutely, when you are starving you eat everything
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? I don't even own a shirt
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? NARF
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Toilet duck public relations director
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Straight
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Scratched up paint and a laidlaw sticker
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? *sob* someone already drank it *cry*
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? The unbroken kind fortified with a cigarette butt.
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Biodome and How to make a living collecting bottles
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? WAH?
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? What fingers...all I have is balls
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? First you pick it up, then you put it in the bag
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? some mice, a dead cat and castor wheels
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Dec, 25 (no garbage collection day)
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: My own garbage truck
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Paint drying
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU uhhhhhh.....Jason..cut back on the plutonium drip
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: uhhhhh......Poland

NAME:Bailey
SEX:female
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:none
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? my way back to the living
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? satans wheel of misfortune
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? i dont have one... or a computer... i am just floating around in cyber space
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: the game of DEATH
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Hitler Monthly
FAVORITE SMELLS: burning corpses
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: getting hit by a bus
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: getting hit by a bus
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Shitler... yes Shitler... no typos here!
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? I dont sleep
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Nope
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? exciting... 
PEN OR PENCIL?none of the above
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I dont own a phone
FUTURE SONS NAME: Lucifer Satan Damion
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Medusa Angelique
FAVORITE FOODS: anything burnt (hey its hot here)
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: after I killed them yes
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Strawberry
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: depends... is is Bacos or those imitations
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? A hearse yes
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? no... they get singed too easily
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: fire storms hurt
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: chevette
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Flagg... cuz he is so sexy
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Bloody mary
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Dead
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: hmmmm.... Satan, Diablo, The Devil, Lucifer.... I cant decide
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? yucky
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? n/a
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?maybe
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? St. Peter's... that loser has got it made
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? FLAME RED... oops too late
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? fire
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? cracked and leaking over my new smock
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Wet
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Satans Guide To Dying (NOT YET AVAILABLE IN THEATERS)
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? i dont use my hands
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I dont have a keyboard... i dont type
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? One gardening tool
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? my head I think
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 666
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: one with tires
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Death (in stereo)
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU ummmmm.... One nice thing
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: grrrrrrrr

NAME:Spooky
SEX:Yes Please
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:Hell.... i split rent with Satan and Hitler
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? Sexual Harrassers
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Midnight Cooking With Bessie and Muttly
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? ummm... its my stepdads... 2 deers ummm.... doing the nasty
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Strip monopoly
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Anything with Bill gates... he's so sexy
FAVORITE SMELLS: Sizzling Murderers
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Running out of TP when you are in the loo
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: having OODLES of TP when you are in the loo
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Any soundtrack featuring Milli Vanilli 
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? You mean afternoon right? Anyway.... Who or what is that next to me?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? only when I am moving
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? exciting, unless i am sitting next to a big fat hairy guy named Bill, then i am very scared
PEN OR PENCIL?chalk
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I don't.... they tape my calls
FUTURE SONS NAME: Jonathan Davis
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Mercedes Renee
FAVORITE FOODS: cold pepperoni pizza
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: only when I am sleeping
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? coconut
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: little dried peices of stale bread... 
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? who?
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Yes... I LOVE YOU BOO-BOO
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: neato... until the house catches on fire
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:hotwheels
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Myself in ten years..
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: vodka vodka vodka
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? saggitarius
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: Anton fokker
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? ewwwwww..........
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? n/a
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? only if I wanted it on my floor to join his pants and boxers.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Atheletic Supporter...
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I do dye it any color... but i would have to say black, since I am not allowed to.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? handcuffs and my boyfriend
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? if its vodka... and I am around it.... its empty. completely empty
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? one thats mixed with vodka
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: anything with John Wayne
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?who says I type with my fingers?
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Hoe.... hee hee
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? probably assorted lotions and clothes
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? I have a couple 420, 69, 666, 13, 7........
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: One with a very large back seat (mmmmmm)
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:bondage
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU Nice arse
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: everyone

NAME:White Paul
SEX:Is good, unless you're having it with someone that looks like your mother... Oh s**t I just realized something!
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:I have the beggest box on Dundas St. I rap poorly for a poor living.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? I think if I had one I'd know what it was.
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Suddenly Susan. I think complete failures are hillarious. 
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? The mouse.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: The Game of LIFE. It makes me feel like I have one.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Playboy, and Playgirl. I like to cut the pictures out of both of them and pretend I'm making a porno.
FAVORITE SMELLS: Smells Like Teen Spirit.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting kicked on the balls by horse.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting licked on the balls by whores.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: The Cave Man (a 1920 silent film).
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?I think, Damnit! I was only DREAMING about Brad Pitt.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only when I'm watching bad motion pictures. Aaahahahahahaha!
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? Why would you roll a coaster? They're for putting your drinks on. (Whoowee, I'm on a roll!)
PEN OR PENCIL?Pen. What the hell is cil anyway?
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? As many as it takes for the person calling to realize I don't have a phone.
FUTURE SONS NAME: Stupid Kid.
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Stupid Bi... I mean, Jenny.
FAVORITE FOODS: Anything without salmonella. That includes salmon.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: I get along with them very well now. I guess them being in a grave yard helps.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? You're trying to make me appear racist, aren't you?
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: I'd rather have Kibbles 'N Bits.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I used to like driving people crazy by picking them up hitch hiking and then rapping about how much they look like my mother. But now I just spare them the pain and run them over.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I'll answer this one honestly, no.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool when I get soaked by the rain. Scary when I get hit by the lightning.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: A dinky car.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Lassy the dog. By the end of the movie, I wanted to shoot her!
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Lysterine.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Strangely, it's a DO NOT ENTER sign.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: Let me finish this question... Who Is Your Favorite IDIOT: and my answer would be: Whoever wrote the original question.
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No, I try to make paper out of them.
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? No, I'd rather just stare at her while she's topless.
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? If I were a girl, I'd let him stare at me topless.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A blow.. whoops! Not suitable for family reading.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? It'd be every color! Then I'd go dancing in the streets claiming that I'm Joseph and the Amazing Multi-Colored Head!
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? The glass is going to be all over your skull if you ask me another stupid question like that again.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Would a person who drinks Lysterine drink something called Snapple?
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: When I'm drunk it's any Pauly Shore movie. When I'm sober it's... well I can't remember the last time I was sober.
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I can't tell left from right and I can't read any word that has more than 3 sylobles.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? uayewrush
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?A ho. Oops, I mean a hoe.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Gary Coleman (he's standing up, too).
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 1 800 36 63 669 (check your phone to discover the secret words, if you're that bored).
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: A tank.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Hockey, with naked woman mud fighting in a close second.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU My mother says you really know how to please an 80 year old woman.
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: We did it in YOUR bed.

NAME:Chihuahuaboy
SEX:with yer leg?
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:Fully corporeal, mammal, Kingdom Animalia
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? They don't taste as good as they look. Kinda like flan.
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Toads and Yogurt: The Game Show
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? dirt, coffee stains, donut crumbs, motor oil
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Chess (pawns only)
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Delusions of Granduer
FAVORITE SMELLS: Lemon fresh lemons, rat breath, burning huts
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Masterbating with sandpaper gloves.... Ouch!
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Puppies... they feel great on my feet! So soft and warm!
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Ravenous... have you seen that movie? 
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?Crap! It was only a wonderful dream.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Yes, in fact I also get e-motion sickness.
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? Scary. Have you seen the people that fix those things?
PEN OR PENCIL?Raddish.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Phone? So that is what that noise is?
FUTURE SONS NAME: Eggmont Lucifer Chihuahuaboy-Arbogast II
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Eggmona Lucifina Chihuahuaboy-Arbogast II
FAVORITE FOODS: Moon cheese
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yes, when we have sex I get to be in the middle.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Garlic (Really, you can get it in Gilroy, CA)
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Are they fresh?
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Not sleep, exactly.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: boring.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: A 1982 Chinese Communism
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Jesus' Mom...the stories she could tell, I'd bet.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Gasohol
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? The fish sandwich
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: Milton Berle
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Hell, No! I wear them as a hat.
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? No, I don't wear clothes
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Idle rich
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? clear
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? paint, some pictures, a Padres hat, and a map of my ass
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? glass? glass what?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? rhubarb/chicken, yummy!
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: That one where the guy goes around doing stuff. Some woman is in it too. Great movie.
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?All four.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? No, I use telekenisis
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?Arrgh! I'd be a hammer, then I could hammer in the morning and perhaps in to the evening as well.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? werewolves, mummies, demons, and Jimmy Hoffa
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 7,932,577
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: The Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Basebrawl
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU They are not child molesters
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Dizzy Dean, cos he;s dead.

NAME:Maggie
SEX:FEMALE, FEMALE, FEMALE!
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:I live in a house with a mommmy and a daddy and some kitties.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? Oooo, mighty mysterioussss.
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? YAY for Sifl and Olly! And 7th Heaven. YAY for 7th Heaven, too.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A mouse. And a stain.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Scattergories! But only with MY rules. Haw haw haw.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Sumpin' girly and sweet. Like me. *curtsies*
FAVORITE SMELLS: School dances, which is actually sort of gross because what I smell is probably a combination between boys' colonge and the sweat of four single-sex Catholic schools who have just come into contact with the opposite gender.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The one I can't do anything about.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Laughing so hard that I can't breathe and tears are threatening to spill out of my eyes.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: The one from Center Stage.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? "Go away I can't open my eyes I don't want to go to school why is it so dark I don't want to get in the shower I don't want to clean the pool [insert cursing here]."
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only if my grandma's driving...*wince*
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? WOO! Me gustan mucho.
PEN OR PENCIL?Orange and turquoise crayons.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? *bursts into flame* I don't pick up/answer the phone. EVER.
FUTURE SONS NAME: Winkieface Germaine
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Batman
FAVORITE FOODS: It's all about da beans, yo.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Sure, when they aren't being intolerable. *angel face*
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Croutons.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Um. Ask me when I graduate.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I used to have one, but I think my cat shredded it up under the bed.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: I don't care, as long as I'm inside. Princess can't get wet, you know.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: I hope it will be some big ugly tank so I can paint it bright colors.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? One person alive.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: That stuff SMELLS like crap...why would I put it in my MOUTH?
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Aquarius.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: Oh, well you see, this one time, a guy's dog killed a rabbit. There was bloody fur everywhere.
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yesh.
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? No soy un chico.
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? Yeah kitty!!!
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Hmm. Well I used to think I wanted to be in the Navy forever and ever, but I realized that you sort of have to be, uh...FIT. Har har har. So now I'm thinkin' I wanna be a translator person thing.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Argh. My natural color is the only color that doesn't make me look like a freakshow.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nothing. YAY for being too lazy to paint or put anything up even a year after you've moved in!
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? It depends on which you did: Did you pour liquid halfway into the glass, or did you drink half of it?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Peach tea, but even that's kinda funky. The only thing those rotten drinks are good for is the funny stuff under the caps. :)
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Eh. Either Girl, Interrupted or Monty Python and then Quest for the Holy Grail
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Just out of curiosity...why are the lefties left out? *whispers* I'm a righty. True dat, true dat.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? No, but with my finger on the correct keys, I type about 13 words per minute. I can type about 70 this way. YAY! Oh my gosh, I need to brush my teeth!
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? LAWNMOWER! *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? A blankie, and probably some CD's and a cat or two (one of them shredded).
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 236
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Have you ever tried to type with a lisp?
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Thportth are thtupid and evil and yucky and BLAH.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU Whoa! YES! I love you, Porfessinal Advice! *blows kisses*
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Y'know, I couldn't say.

NAME:FLAGG
SEX:Sure anytime
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:anywhere you can find
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? i think they are kinda square with letters and stuff
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? land of the lost
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Science hasn't been able to identify it yet
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: candyland on acid
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: maximum pc
FAVORITE SMELLS: that oregano stuff i get from my friend down the street
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: a leg with 8 broken bones below the knee (it's real fun to watch your leg bend mid shin)
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: the demerol going into my iv the night of the accident
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Decline of the western civilization
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? am i in my own bed?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? only when im moving
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? boring
PEN OR PENCIL?i prefer diced pencil in a ranch dressing
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? all of them
FUTURE SONS NAME: Testaclees
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Fallopia
FAVORITE FOODS: raw red meat
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: most of the time
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? is this a reference to sex?
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: i prefer crouton bits
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? yeah except when that drunk driver slams into you head on at about 60- 80 miles an hour
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? only on the weekends (holidays too)
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: So far very cool
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: a station wagon pontiac 400 small block
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? albert einstein
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: samuel smiths oatmeal stout
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? I'll give you twelve guesses
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: does this refer to sex as well???
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? depends does it have chocolate sauce on it?
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? depends on if shes naked or not (if she was naked i wouldn't give it to her LOL)
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? first and only time traveler
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? a nice chartreuse with orange and purple spots
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? cobwebs
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? no thank you i am not thirsty
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? the green one that comes in the prestone bottle
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: the jerk, stripes, and slc punk
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? ambidextrous 
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? no i use the left keys and a few middle ones
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? a tiller
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? same thing thats on my mouse pad.................i think
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? well i would say 876831751987153981739183761983163561243652476 but for sake of room i will say 13
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: an original 1967 shelby 427 cobra blood red
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: special olypmics....it's the funniest thing on TV
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU nobody sent it to me why would they
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: no one cuz im not sending it to any one

NAME:Mister Lizard
SEX:Sure why not use my leg
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:small 
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? they make lovely pets
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? the one with the people...naked people
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? they make pads small enough for mice?
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: counting cracks on the ceiling 
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: potatoes monthly
FAVORITE SMELLS: burnt hair, wet doggie, 
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: being bit in the groin by a whale
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: being bit in the groin by a minnow
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Leguna Seca
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? where am I and why am I naked and shaven?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? only when I'm spinning 
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? i like to jump off
PEN OR PENCIL?snow and pee
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? never i hide in the corner till it stops
FUTURE SONS NAME: Ofabitch
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Monkeyloven
FAVORITE FOODS: one's that are dead 
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: after they are all tied up and gagged
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? cheese
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: things I find under the couch
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? only people crazy
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? no stuffed people though
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool only when i get hit by lightning
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: pedal all the way
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Alf
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Rubbing
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? yield
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: ME
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? no I plant them in the ground in hopes 4 more to grow
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? only if she take hers off first
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? sorry me not girl
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? cheese tester
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?all ready have er...already yea! that's how it's done
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? what walls in the forest?
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? can I have the glass?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Beer
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I use my feet
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? no, I bang the key board with my fists and hope for the best
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? a hose
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? the rest of me 
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Z
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: That bus that the Muppets always drove around in 
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: porn
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: I give you my cheese

NAME:Funkywun.... Flagg's Cute Sister
SEX:I'm a Newlywed! What do you think???
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:At Home
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? They are EVIL!!!!
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Sex and the City
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Stains from Breakfast from the last year and a half
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Twister
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: None.. I cant read
FAVORITE SMELLS: Flagg's Room... oh wait that is least favorite....
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Clocking in at work
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Clocking out at work on a Friday
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Saturday Night Fever
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? I start crying because I usually have to go to work
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? sometimes
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? exciting
PEN OR PENCIL?both
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I wait to see who is on my caller ID box first
FUTURE SONS NAME: Flagg After my dear sweet brother
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Elvis... after dear sweet Elvis Shortliver
FAVORITE FOODS: Emerils
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: yes
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate vanilla swirl
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: bacon bits
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? not my car
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? no
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: a bright yellow and orange yugo
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Bailey... because she thinks Flagg is sexy.. hee hee
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Cosmopolitan Martini
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: What?
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? Depends on if it smells or not
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? To torture the people I work with
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Fucshia
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? nothing.. im too lazy to hang anything up
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? depends
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Dont drink that stuff
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Flagg does the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? sometimes
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A tractor
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? The boogey man
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 2
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Classic Mustang
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Golf (I can sleep through it and not miss much)
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU Nobody sent me this
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Not sending this to anyone either

NAME:CarNut
SEX:I Like it. A LOT. Like, reeeeeaaaaallllyy like it. 
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:My couch is in one corner, my stash is under the TV-oh crap, y'all weren't supposed t know about that!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? It keeps me in touch with my father. (Did I ever tell you guys I am the 667th Evil Spawn of Satan? There were supposed to be 666 spawns, but satan met my mom and la-de-da, here I am.)
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? How To Make A Bong Out Of Ordinary Household Objects 3
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A dirty needle, half a joint, a mirror with cocain remnants and a razorblade.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: NAKED TWISTER WITH 3 HOT GIRLS!!!!! YYYYYIIIIPPPPIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: High Times
FAVORITE SMELLS: Ganja in the morning, Ganja in the Evening, And Ganja everyday
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having my stash stolen.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Beating the F@#$ out of the guy who took it.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Dark Side Of the Moon (Really- the Wiz of oz thing really works!)
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? I think in the morning? WOW!
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only if I'm tripping.
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? Exciting after I bend part of the track to derail the cars.
PEN OR PENCIL?Urine
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I don't answer my phone after the feds tapped it. Or was it them damn russian commies? I can't t remember.
FUTURE SONS NAME: Godammit!
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Jesus H. Christ!
FAVORITE FOODS: Marijana Brownies, Steak with Shroom gravy.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: I have Parents? WOW!
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vodka.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: The last cop who tried to search my house- I think I should say Bacon Bits.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!1
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I swear, i had no sexual relations with that stuffed bunny.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool when you are strapped to the hood of the car going 80 on the freeway.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: The Awesome 85 Nissan Sentra Hatchback.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Syd Barrett. Just because he is a god (Or thinks he is- acid does that stuff to ya)
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Vodka, straight no chaser
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Libra- supposedly balance. (HA)
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: weedhead? Timothy Leary
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? I eat anything that resembles food.
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? Only if she gave me hers.
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? uh.........
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Drug Dealah- oh, wait, I already got that one.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Black.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? paint, jism, more paint, an unidentifiable object I call bob, jimmy Hoffa.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? If It is filled with Vodka, it is completely empty by the time I get it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? I hate snapple- In makes me expels large quantities of gas
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Hot Teenage Amatures (Trust me, it's worth it)
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I tend not to be a communist.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? My hands are always in the right places (Hehehehe)
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Chainsaw
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Jesus, after I shot the M*****F***ah
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 1455148614862148624782178514787543687
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: my 85 Sentra
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Special Olympics- the outtakes
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU I f&^%%$ his mom
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Jim Morrison.

NAME:Looney and his What
SEX:No Thanks
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:The Happy Home
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? THEY Took them away because the ouija boards told us how to escape
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Spawn, Dennis Miller and Powerpuff Girls
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A Cow
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Chess
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: any Magazine that is the correct magazine for my gun
FAVORITE SMELLS: the smells of SNACK TIME
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: when at snack time THEY aren't serving snacks
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:When THEY let us outside
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Tank Girl
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? bets me...i wake up in the afternoon
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? should I?
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? Scary if you're strapped into them
PEN OR PENCIL?Isn't Pen short for Pencil?
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Nobody ever calls me here at the Happy Home
FUTURE SONS NAME: Rocky Horror
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Bubbles
FAVORITE FOODS: any dead meat
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Considering that I killed them both and then pleaded guilty, then I get pronounce insane and get locked up in the happy home to spead my days. does that answer your question?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Orange Sherbert
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Bacon Bits only if the pig is still alive
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? yes, that is to drive people insane so that I have company here
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Yes, but my stuffed animals are gone because the flesh rotted away
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool, until you run outside and hold up a metal baseball bat and get shock 
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: A small Matchbox Corvette
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? The creators of Tank Girl
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: My Mother's Dead Mans Touch
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A circle with crosshairs
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: Your are my Dear
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Uh...Yup
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? I want to know why in blue blazings a girl would want the shirt off my back when they could just buy a shirt.
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? Whatever Man
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? To be the dictator of the galaxy, well at least the solor system
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't care what colour my hair gets dyed as long as Lori Petty dyes it
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?Pads
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? You know either way I say its time for another beer run
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? do you mean crapple?
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Tank Girl and In the Mouth of Madness and Rocky Horror Picture Show
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? God Created a few perfect people;the rest are right handed. for those who don't get it I am left handed
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? No, but who does in this new age where everything is voice command
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? An Axe
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? the floor and more pads
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? the square root of -1(negative one)
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: The Oscar Myer Weenermobile
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Cops
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU May he rest in pieces,oops nevermind he already is in a half a dozen different dumpters.
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Napoleon

NAME:Somebody Someone
SEX:yes
LIVING ARRANGEMENT:here
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? good fire starters
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The one where... and..... yeah..
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? No I dont have one... I use a Ghetto pad.... (cardboard)
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: 'Lets Drop Acid' or 'Lets Smoke Weed' either one is fine
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: The Wide world of HASH
FAVORITE SMELLS: Weed
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Running out of drugs
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: having a buttload of drugs
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Anything... as long as I have the cd case to cut 'snortables' on
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? ........ where did the elephants go?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? If im trippin'
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? not fun if ur on acid
PEN OR PENCIL?blood
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? oh so thats what that noise is
FUTURE SONS NAME: Hey you
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: B*tch
FAVORITE FOODS: anything when u gots tha munchies
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: only after I killed them 
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? shrooms and/or vodka
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: shrooms
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? only if it is to get some drugs
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? no, they are packed with weed/needles/heroin/acid/etc.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Not when ur on acid
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: never owned one... but I would like that big green van in Up In Smoke... pure weed dude
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?Jimi Hendrix
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Vodka
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? all of the above
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE: coke (not the drink)
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? only if they are dipped in coke (see above)
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT? not a guy
GIRLS -- WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? yes.... see spooky's answer
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? To handle all of the drugs from the many drug busts of L.A.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? all of them
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? a strange white powder 
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? of what
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? yuck
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?: Stigmata
RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? righty
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? no
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? one that just so happens to tend to the growing leaves of Marijuana
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? drug paraphenilia
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 420
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: like I said... the big green van from Up In Smoke
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: my friends get high... they do some crazy shit
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU I get free drugs from them
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: We're sending it to someone?