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Questions
Do all
good words end in "-mania"?
Drip
Believe me,
I do understand this. One time, my sister Fraulein Hilga was very naughty
to the administrator by not washing all of the dirt off his dish. While
he ate his dessert, all could notice his dirty tart. Hilga was intolerable
as her containment of fluid peaked & passed. Her embarrassment is a
shrine in my kitchen.
Are philosophy
majors bored, angry, or both?
Drip
Although I love
to cook things, what I love to do almost as much is sit back in fromt of
television with a big bag full of Pork Squares & watch talk shows.
This is how I learnt to talk to people.
If you
are paddling your boat down a bathtub, and a wheel falls off, how many
pancakes to roof a dog house?
John
BarleyCorn
When doing such
things as cooking, one must remember the first rule of Maudlin: If you
tell people your secrets, you must grind up their bodies & stuff sausages
with the meat. Now, what was your question again, Plumpy?
can a
spatula be a dangerous weapon?
Bilge
boy
I am not sure.
One time, I used pancakes at a funeral, but Americans do not notice when
they are sad and pitiful. If you must, use lots of cooking spray.
If i knew
you were comin' i would have baked a cake, but would i hired a band? how
would i go about preparing such a band?
Gor
When doing such
things as cooking, one must remember the first rule of Maudlin: If you
tell people your secrets, you must grind up their bodies & stuff sausages
with the meat. Now, what was your question again, Plumpy?
Maudlin,
I have to feed ten thousand starving orphans every day. What would you
reccomend?
Raven
McRaven
You know, life
is easily summed up when cooking a potato. you can BAKE it, then POP it's
puny skin opened, then MASH its meat into a whipped mess. And Butter, ALWAYS
with Butter!
are all
women as sexy as you?
Phred
Oh, I would
probably just pick up my biggest cooking pan & hide in the closet with
the cooking sherrie. Maudlin not afraid to do anything except THAT!
What is
the best recipe for Marijuana brownies?
Carnut
Once, I accidentally
stuffed a roasted pig with a full vaccuum cleaner bag. It looked exactly
the same as the bag that they put the hearts and livers in, so it could
have happened to almost everybody. That was almost as bad as the time I
confused a beer bottle cap with my contact lens...
What is
the quickest way to put out a kitchen fire?
Fezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well, put it
this way. Sometimes people shout bad things, like Swastika Cookie Maker
or Lead Breasts and I get very upset and cry. I know that people know not
the love for my heritage, or my pastries, but I will still make them eat
my bladder pies. They can't help it....
Maudlin
Bosh, why does Julia Childs have a hump on her back when she cooks, is
it full of sherry?
Blonde
Actually, I
never thought about such things. I would have to say that the most trouble
it could be would be getting the nail out. Sorry, my German brother makes
laughing sound.
How much
beetroot ice-cream should I smear on my body if I want to attract girls?
OzzyPedro
Please don't
attempt to feed melon balls at any party. People just look at them &
wonder why anyone would be silly enough to serve them to people.
what is
the best way to prepare a hot dog?
FLAGG
You know, life
is easily summed up when cooking a potato. you can BAKE it, then POP it's
puny skin opened, then MASH its meat into a whipped mess. And Butter, ALWAYS
with Butter!
Harts
stars Horse shoes, clovers and clue moons, pots of gold and rainbows, and
the red baloons!
The Lucky
charms leprachan
Back when I
was a girl, my mother figure would stick large pins in the cows eyes to
draw out the fluid, then make humbolt soup for the soldiers in the war.
Then the Food and Drug Administration told her that it was wrong to do
such methods on cows, and I never saw her again. Anyway! back to tenderizing
this veal!
Why is
adam eating a watermelon with salt? Also, is it considered "WRONG" if I
have a cattle ranch in which I feed senior citizens to the cattle?
Adam
Well, put it
this way. Sometimes people shout bad things, like Swastika Cookie Maker
or Lead Breasts and I get very upset and cry. I know that people know not
the love for my heritage, or my pastries, but I will still make them eat
my bladder pies. They can't help it....
I am stuck
in the kitchen of the Racoon City Kitchen. I have three zombies on my rear
end... I don't have a weapon... Witch food item would be best to Kill My
little friends?
Barry
Bonds
You know, life
is easily summed up when cooking a potato. you can BAKE it, then POP it's
puny skin opened, then MASH its meat into a whipped mess. And Butter, ALWAYS
with Butter!
Cat siopao
the best. ever try dimsum, or siomai? very cat.
Hok!
When doing such
things as cooking, one must remember the first rule of Maudlin: If you
tell people your secrets, you must grind up their bodies & stuff sausages
with the meat. Now, what was your question again, Plumpy?
What is
a good china pattern to serve human placenta on?
jamjars
Maybe your Daddy
really IS Santa Claus, but I bet he wouldn't be able to make Meat Surprise
like Maudlin would! Now go and obtain him for me!
Hoe lang
is een Chinees?
JRV
Water will dry
out any wart. Never microwave pot roast. Never serve the charcoal with
the meal. If guest turns blue, chances are that the food is poison. Only
use cat food as a last resort. - These are the five rules of entertaining.
should
I make poison cake?
monkey
Believe me,
I do understand this. One time, my sister Fraulein Hilga was very naughty
to the administrator by not washing all of the dirt off his dish. While
he ate his dessert, all could notice his dirty tart. Hilga was intolerable
as her containment of fluid peaked & passed. Her embarrassment is a
shrine in my kitchen.
Will the
corn kill me?
Jeff
Once, I accidentally
stuffed a roasted pig with a full vaccuum cleaner bag. It looked exactly
the same as the bag that they put the hearts and livers in, so it could
have happened to almost everybody. That was almost as bad as the time I
confused a beer bottle cap with my contact lens...
How much
bud do you put in for 30 servings of brownies?
Marty
When watching
my favorite movie , Breakfast At Tiffany Geliebter's, my favorite scene
is the one with the broether who gets stuck in the garbage disposal &
Tiffany doesn't see it when she cleans the plates after breakfast. It is
important to learn differences between bathrooms and kitchens.
I have
a dead body in the kitchen, how should I cook it for best taste?
Hendrix
Well, remember
above all else, keep heat at 450 degrees, and turn meat often. Nobody likes
to eat burnt body parts.
Exactly
what is it that they put in veggie-dogs that make them taste like real
hot dogs?
SpunkyMunky
Get the big
pot & fill with vinegar. Bring to boil. Next, put carcass in &
cook until unrecognizeable. Then you spread as fertilizer on garden, or
flower bed. No one will know what you did. Hail the power of vinegar!
Where
is the beef?
just
checkin
Although I love
to cook things, what I love to do almost as much is sit back in fromt of
television with a big bag full of Pork Squares & watch talk shows.
This is how I learnt to talk to people.
When my
dinner gets cold, how do I heat it up ?
ralph
Listen to my
poem; Cheddar Cheese, Killer Bees, Pomegranite, Tank Mechanic, Olive Oil,
Aluminum Foil, Chicken Tarragon... That's where it ends. I can't think
of a rhyme for it. Anyway, sometimes things need to be left alone.
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