SECTION ONE - BACKGROUND GALLERY
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bud113.jpg - ©1996 |
bud111.jpg - ©1997 |
bud107.gif - ©1996 |
ripple2.gif - ©1998 |
bud65.jpg - ©1997 |
bud103.jpg - ©1997 |
blurock.gif - ©1997 |
bud25.gif - ©1996 |
molten.jpg - ©1997 |
bud104.jpg - ©1998 |
stolen.jpg - ©1998 |
budvan.jpg - ©1997 |
bud112.jpg - ©1998 |
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Goldfish from the Bud Uglly Site
Of The Day
He hasn't been fed for over
2 years, and the odor is no longer intolerable. |
Baked Apple Pie from the I.Q.
Test
Plenty of chemicals have
kept this thing as fresh as a new one. |
NORMAL SIZED JAVA BALLS
We were kinda surprised
to find all these normal sized Java Balls hiding behind the Big
Java Ball, but on further inspection we found out that these were only
slightly irregular. 38 available. Two are broken. One flat.
Your Browser does not support Java Ball Applications, so you are
only seeing a graphical representation of a regular sized Java Ball.
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Original Scooter
from
The
Scooter Ride Thru Hell
One of a kind. paint peeling
off in front. New tires.
Blood stains near front
panel.
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10 free weeks!
Complete with tanning oil
& gauze pads.
Pain killers not included.
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 FREE
INSTALLATION!
This month watch "Ed Vermin's
Hot Dog Contest", Original movies like "Blown Spleen", "A Hike To The Dentist",
and "No Craig! No!" as well as the usual rehash of banal crap. Order today! |
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STIFFY THE STATUE
Held
up much better than the goldfish did.
142lb.
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AWARDS
(could be as collectible
as old toenails)
Cool Banana Award |
Some Circular Award |
This one's really old |
TOO MANY FACELESS ONIONHEADS!
FREE FOR EVERY BIDDER! TAKE
THEM PLEASE!
ERROR: Random File Unopenable
ERROR: Random File Unopenable
The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was
unopenable.
The file was not found on your file system. This means that
it has either not been created or the path you have specified
in $trrandom_file is incorrect.
THE
1999 WEBPUTER
 Uranus
Teenysystems could have never predicted that their main competition,
Alvin Corporation, had their own plans to release "The Pee See Johnny",
a combination portable toilet / wireless internet-ready computer. The public
went for it, leaving the Webputer lost in the aftermath. Maybe it was the
gender-specific attachments that attracted them. Or maybe it was the "flush
while uploading" interface. No matter, Uranus folded the next year. Buy
one, get one free.. |
ERROR: Random File Unopenable
ERROR: Random File Unopenable
The random file, as specified in the $random_file perl variable was
unopenable.
The file was not found on your file system. This means that
it has either not been created or the path you have specified
in $trrandom_file is incorrect.
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The Original Form from wwwVOice
Yes, this is the actual form
that Bud Uglly created for wwwVOice. Notice the large roomy space to put
text into, and how KEWL the buttons were. This is a must for anyone crazy
enough to actually want to collect this stuff. Sheesh, what's wrong with
these people? Stealing other people's copywrited stuff and... oops. Shouldn't
have said that...
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The 1998
Badi Dea Wombat
Yes,
do not pass up this chance to own your very own, very rare, one of a kind
car from the legendery Badi Dea Motor Corporation. This gem has won Motor
Trend's prestigious "Car of the Day" award, and the available bumper transforms
into a spare tire, thus freeing up four cubic feet of valuable cargo space.
With only 28,000 miles, The 1999 Wombat is much more than just a car. It's
an idea ahead of it's time. Priceless.
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BID TODAY!
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BUD UGLLY FOUNDATION
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Web Space Here!
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Uglly created by Erich Voice
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Recently,
We recieved a rather disturbing phone call from an anonymous person (probably
Mr. Lardlumps) who told us that we needed to make some room in our web
space for a top secret classified governmental project otherwise known
as "Project Belly Button Lint." We don't want to be liberals or nothing,
so we decided to go thru the creepy Bud Uglly Foundation & see what
type of crap we could get rid of. Remember to make a fair bid on this stuff
or the caller will find us & play us a tune on his violin, whatever
that means.
