Knowing
Elvis, I'd assume that he is hiding under a thorny patch and has changed
his name to Briar Rabbit. He has a road-side stand where he sells handmade
hot pokers and turquoise jewelry.
Chihuahuaboy
chihuahuaboy@chihuahuaboy.com
 Elvis
Shortliver is waiting in line for the new Star Wars movie. He's drinking
a SuperSize Slurpee (grape flavor) and playing with his light saber which
doubles as a hot poker.
Obiwan
Kenobi usethisforce@mylightsaber.com
I recently
spotted Elvis Shortliver in Yevgeny Primakov's armpit. I wanted to send
Jesse Jackson to negotiate for his release, but Yevgeny wouldn't hear me
out. Any suggestions?
Fezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sidewinder_71@hotmail.com
 I
was watching an episode of "America's Favorite Has Beens" (UPN on Friday
Night) and I THOUGHT I saw Elvis peeking out from under William Shatner's
toupee. (It might have been a rodent of some kind though.)
Pablo
pablo@crapco.com
Well
I see I'm supposed to report Elvis sightings.... unfortunately I haven't
seen him but I do have a mole that slightly resembles him if you take about
10 hits of acid and stand on your head looking sideways at it.... does
that count?
FLAGG
(mental institution ecscapee)
Ever
wonder what would happen if Elvis Shortliver married Yoda? Sounds pretty
creepy if you ask me.
Jangles
  You
mean he's gone?
pinky
I lost
my keys the other day. Maybe Elvis is in the same place they are. And if
he is, he'll be gone for a long time.
Banjo
 Umm
- I AM RIGHT HERE!
Elvis
Shortliver hortliver@hotmail.com
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