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VOL6#02 - Elvis returns & SnackWurst brings in a temp.
Vol6 #01 - 6th Annual REALLY Crappy Halloween Movie Review.

VOL5#13 - A somewhat-lonely Jason X. goes solo...
VOL5#12 - Authoroties Determine Northeast Blackout Caused by Jason X.
VOL5#11 - Simian's reasons why NOT to become a spy.
VOL5#10 - SnackWurst clears up rumours surrounding sending the 1952 Oswald Honkers to Iraq.
VOL5#09 - SnackWurst employees revolt against company for sending the 1952 Oswald Honkers to Iraq.
VOL5#08 - Someone creates the first Porfessional Advice! Fan Club! We're famous now!
VOL5#07 - Breaking News: Khalid's Identity Not Confirmed.
VOL5#06 - That festering groundhog bit Putrid & peed on the monologue, so we removed it.
VOL5#05 - The very best of 2002.
Vol5 #05 - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - 2002 SnackWurst Xmas Party!
VOL5#04 - Mindless ramblings from Jason (well, what did you expect??)
VOL5#03 - Mr. Lardlumps says the immortal words: "Do you think this is easy?"
VOL5#02 - Haikus for all! Haikus for all! Haikus for all!

Vol5 #01 - 5th Annual "Movies So Bad You Feel Like Joe Don Baker" Dead-A-Thon.

VOL4#12 - WackyAdvice To Bomb Iraq With Really Bad Jokes.
VOL4#11 - More fruity than Christopher Lowell.
VOL4#10 - Ode to David Hasselhoff.
VOL4#09 - The S.E.C. investigated ANOTHER corporation? Nope, it's SnackWurst again.
VOL4#08 - G. Willy Wee Wea is given his pink slip & a diaper change as we attempt to reassemble.
VOL4#07 - Snackwurst Reorganizes amidst scandal.
VOL4#06 - Putrid's back for Valentine's Day with E-CARDS for ALL.
Vol4 #05 - Advice from SNAGGLETOOTH.
Vol4 #04 - Unser mail server ging verrücktes und geplappertes Deutsches.
Vol4 #03 - Official State Of The Union Poll Reezults.
Vol4 #02 - An Almost Half-Assed CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

Vol4 #01 - 4th Annual Wicked Bad Scary Movies That We Sit Through So You Won't Have To.

Vol3 #18 - SnackWurst pulls the plug on Porfessional Advice! - again.
Vol3 #17 - Jason, the alien from another planet, tells us THE TRUTH.
Vol3 #16 - Elvis is smarmed to death by his Aunt Monama.
Vol3 #15 - Are Simian's poems are becoming more... poetic? You tell us!
Vol3 #14 - Is everybody ready for a picnic in the jungle?
Vol3 #13 - Putrid's back for Valentine's Day. Are you prepared??
Vol3 #12 - Eskimonkey mayhem from Dandrum Foopicky (who else?).
Vol3 #11 - Twisted Tomes: The Toy Poodle & The SUV.
Vol3 #10 - BudMail, foul-smelling hairballs, Shmiley & Flagg as beauty queens.
Vol3 #09 - Elvis, Simian, & Jason answer questions 'Milennium-Style'.
Vol3 #08 - A personal Thank You from none other than Bud Uglly himself.
Vol3 #07 - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2000.
Vol3 #06 - Simian comes back from the dead to find mayhem as usual.
Vol3 #05 - Yeah, and what the HELL is this Lardlumps guy up to?
Vol3 #04 - Who the HELL is this Lardlumps guy anyway?
Vol3 #03 - Mr. Lardlumps lays down the law.
Vol3 #02 - Jason X: President-Elect! Landslide win prompts White House standoff.
Vol3 #01 - Simian gets killed while trying to cross the Interstate.

Vol2 #42 - 3rd Annual HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! THE SCARIEST MOVIES YOU'LL NEVER SEE!

Vol2 #41 - Low voter turnout to be expected as penguins can't reach the knobs.
Vol2 #40 - That Twister thing happened & everyone was freaked out.
Vol2 #39 - We FINALLY smarten up & get a disclaimer. It didn't help our answers.
Vol2 #38 - This week is full of bad humor & ill-fated jokes.
Vol2 #37 - Elvis Shortliver sees a side of Jason that makes him... very tired.
Vol2 #36 - Elvis, Simian, Jason, Questions, and more as we return to our weekly mania.
Vol2 #35 - Before you sign up for the S.A.T., take The POP QUIZ From POPZINE.
Vol2 #34 - Jason gets on with his campaign for presidency while we answer your questions.
Vol2 #33 - Everything you never wanted to know about us.
Vol2 #32 - Craploads of questions & answers.
Vol2 #31 - Jason X. For President!
Vol2 #30 - The week we ended up back in prison & you answered your own questions.
Vol2 #29 - The week we busted outta prison & answered your questions.
Vol2 #28 - A Letter from The Management about The Psychological Wall Of Torture.
Vol2 #27 - Visitors take a daring stab at answering their own questions! Freaky!
Vol2 #26 - Questions & answers LIVE from Shanghai!
Vol2 #25 - BUD UGLLY auction.
Vol2 #24 - Bunbun's Crazy Dot-To-Dots!
Vol2 #23 - AESOP features The EmpoweredPuff Girls.
Vol2 #22 - Jason celebrates Memorial Day as we begin our summer schedule.
Vol2 #21 - Elvis is happy on account of his helium prescription.
Vol2 #20 - Simian's schpiel about her love limits...
Vol2 #19 - A&E Biography: Jason X.
Vol2 #18 - ILOVEU Virus, Jason's continuing issues, and Mojo Jojo.
Vol2 #17 - Jason's home planet pulls a Cuban political stunt.
Vol2 #16 - A&E Biography: Elvis Shortliver.
Vol2 #15 - The Redcoats are coming . . . . . . . . AGAIN!
Vol2 #14 - Sexual harassing Ouija board & The Rubber Chicken Conspiracy of 1728.
Vol2 #13 - A&E Biography: Simian The Marmoset.
Vol2 #12 - Simian writes a poem while we bust our humps trying to smile.
Vol2 #11 - The Porfessional Advice! Coloring Book.
Vol2 #10 - The Burning Kells play at the Drunken Irish Jig Festival.
Vol2 #09 - With a little help from friends, Bunbun brings Elvis Shortliver back home.
Vol2 #08 - Elvis Shortliver gets publicly auctioned off at Bebay.
Vol2 #07 - This week was nuthin' special. We read books I think...
Vol2 #06 - Cupid's twin brother, Putrid, pays us a visit for Valentine's day.
Vol2 #05 - Jason & The Oil Crisis.
Vol2 #04 - Simian teaches us how to make - - - pancakes...
Vol2 #03 - Elvis gets a bit too hot around the collar at a telemarketer.
Vol2 #02 - Jason goes on a hug-fest & totally freaks us all out.
Vol2 #01 - Silly Elvis Shortliver loses the answers, then suspiciously finds them again.
Vol2 #00 - Prelude: Everything you never wanted to know about us.

Our Halloween Special - 2nd Annual HALLOWEEN MISERABLE MONSTER MOVIE MARATHON!

Vol1 #55 - Advice from a Porfessional: Raymond Tremens & the Law.
Vol1 #54 - Advice from a Porfessional: Cooking With Maudlin Bosch.
Vol1 #53 - The summer Answer - O - Rama.
Vol1 #52 - Elvis returns after a stint at Hot Pokers Anonymous.
Vol1 #51 - One Year Anniversary Special.
Vol1 #50 - Where our visitors think Elvis is hiding.
Vol1 #49 - The FBI, Elvis Shortliver, and Simian's sterno grill.
Vol1 #48 - Jason answers an important question about electricity.
Vol1 #47 - Rides that we think should be at Disney World.
Vol1 #46 - Jason in HELL.
Vol1 #45 - Elvis Shortliver asks for money while hiding out and eating pork chops.
Vol1 #44 - Snaggletooth speaks!
Vol1 #43 - The search for Elvis continues.
Vol1 #42 - More beautiful poetry from the monkey
Vol1 #41 - Have the mimes taken Elvis Shortliver?
Vol1 #40 - The FBI goes after elvis shortliver.
Vol1 #39 - Jason fills in for Elvis Shortliver again.
Vol1 #38 - Jason fills in as the investigation of Elvis Shortliver continues.
Vol1 #37 - Simian bakes up a wicked batch 'o' luv.
Vol1 #36 - Simian calls cupid a freak again.
Vol1 #35 - Birdbox dies in a house fire - now isn't THAT funny!
Vol1 #34 - Jason goes nuts obsessing over a bottle opener.
Vol1 #33 - The Church Of Poppin' Fresh turns 6 months old at 350 for 23 minutes.
Vol1 #32 - Anti-Yanni gets lectured on fire ants by the Blonde.
Vol1 #31 - Winter survival tips from Simian.
Vol1 #30 - Eighty-Shot Pete sends us a bunt cake from Florida.
Vol1 #29 - THE BEST OF '98.
Vol1 #28 - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
Vol1 #27 - Simian reveals the truth about the 70's.
Vol1 #26 - Our wacko regulars answer our questions.
Vol1 #25 - A Cabbage Patch Doll Named Hank Zachary.
Vol1 #24 - Elvis Shortliver & Simian pay tribute to the wild & crazy Kennedy Klan.
Vol1 #23 - The 1999 Canadian Antique Funny Car Races.
Vol1 #22 - Elvis & Simian discover the powers of beet root ice cream.
Vol1 #21 - Angelfire gives us the shaft & Elvis hates his Shaft costume.

Vol1 #20 - Our 1st Annual HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! (sooper creepy!)

Vol1 #19 - BunBUn stalks Elvis Shortliver & Simian for some banana bread.
Vol1 #18 - Elvis bases his cult on gummi bears.
Vol1 #17 - Simian goes all William Carlos Williams on us.
Vol1 #16 - Elvis Shortliver discovers a new volcano.
Vol1 #15 - MIDEVAL MONKEY almost gets broiled for dinner.
Vol1 #14 - Simian reviews the Planet of the Apes & Elvis Shortliver turns into bert.
Vol1 #13 - We don't remember anything about this page except . . . Teletubbies.
Vol1 #12 - Elvis Shortliver & Simian go for a ride in the General.
Vol1 #11 - Simian explains how to build the Mir Space Station.
Vol1 #10 - Elvis Shortliver helps you capture those last summer days.
Vol1 #09 - Summer Tips from Simian.
Vol1 #08 - Simian explains the similarities between Ned Beatty & Slim Jims.
Vol1 #07 - Elvis Shortliver reveals ALL ... his warts.
Vol1 #06 - Vernon and Junebug take over during Elvis & Simian's vacation.
Vol1 #05 - Elvis in space and Simian's garden gnome incident.
Vol1 #04 - Elvis Shortliver goes on his German rant.
Vol1 #03 - Simian speaks of her love for the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Vol1 #02 - Sparky & Spanky visit and we pretended that we cared.
Vol1 #01 - Simian gets lost when her cell phone batteries die.

CLICK HERE - The 1952 Oswald Honkers Web Site.
CLICK HERE - The I HATE MIMES Club. CLOSED
CLICK HERE - Klink's Links.
CLICK HERE - SnackWurst Food Product Corporation.
CLICK HERE - Hot Pokers Anonymous.
CLICK HERE - F.A.Q.
CLICK HERE - Fotoz of some of our regular visitors.
CLICK HERE - Mr. Lardlumps & The Hungarian Gulag.
CLICK HERE - AESOP: An Elvis Shortliver Ongoing Play.

CLICK HERE - And of course, the great Bud Uglly, without whom we would not be here. Thanks alot.